TREETOAD Posted March 8, 2008 Posted March 8, 2008 Fast food made it possible for women to have the time to think. This fissure in the continuum has created havoc for the last fifty years. The next thing was that they wanted to work. Then educate themselves. The next thing you know your kids are being brought up like cattle in day care centres and your wife is giving you shit for not helping around the house because she is all tired from working all day. On the other hand when you can make dinner in fifteen minutes and just throw away the packaging instead of doing the dishes what is the point of getting married? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 Decline? I thought we were the world's riff raff from Day One. Quote
minx Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 On the other hand when you can make dinner in fifteen minutes and just throw away the packaging instead of doing the dishes what is the point of getting married? this is a question that everyone should seriously contemplate before saying "i do" Quote
TREETOAD Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 On the other hand when you can make dinner in fifteen minutes and just throw away the packaging instead of doing the dishes what is the point of getting married? this is a question that everyone should seriously contemplate before saying "i do" just funnin ya Quote
minx Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 i wasn't joking why buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free? Quote
TREETOAD Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 and a variety of sausage at that!! and as we all know variety is the spice of life!! Quote
archenemy Posted March 10, 2008 Posted March 10, 2008 i wasn't joking why buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free? And the best part is that you can take more than 15 min to eat that sausage (and don't forget to throw away the wrapper when yer done) Quote
prole Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 You can warm the sausage in this, The iwavecube Personal Microwave The world's first and only personal, portable microwave! As seen on The View. Quote
Bug Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 i wasn't joking why buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free? I don't want the sausage. Quote
Bug Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Whither the Love Children... Damn! I didn't know you were taking pictures. Quote
ivan Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Whither the Love Children... umm - wtf is going on w/ dude's balls?!? and what's w/ "here's my ass" naked dude wearing a sweater? you think everyone else is looking over and thinking "fucking pussy!"? Quote
JayB Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Original caption: "Note for the curious: yes, his scrotum is the size of a cantaloupe; he's a regular at San Francisco anti-war protests who's a fan of a procedure called "scrotal inflation" in which the testicular sac is infused with saline solution until it almost bursts. If you would like to try scrotal inflation yourself, click here to order a Scrotal Inflation Kit." Figured I'd use a text-link instead of a hotlink to spare the innocent. Quote
prole Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Original caption: "Note for the curious: yes, his scrotum is the size of a cantaloupe; he's a regular at San Francisco anti-war protests who's a fan of a procedure called "scrotal inflation" in which the testicular sac is infused with saline solution until it almost bursts. If you would like to try scrotal inflation yourself, click here to order a Scrotal Inflation Kit." Figured I'd use a text-link instead of a hotlink to spare the innocent. Thank God for the 12 billion a month it's costing to protect these freedoms! Fuckin' ingrate. Quote
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