AvlNC Posted February 6, 2008 Posted February 6, 2008 some of these are repeats elsewhere, but doesn't hurt to consolidate: what do you call a climber without a girlfriend? homeless how do you tell you are talking to a climber at a party? oh they'll tell you what's the difference in an investment bond and a climber? the investment bond will eventually mature and make money why did the climbers move to Bishop? they heard there was no work others???? hopefully less stale than these Quote
G-spotter Posted February 6, 2008 Posted February 6, 2008 Aside from the last one, those are GUIDE jokes. Quote
ClimbingPanther Posted February 6, 2008 Posted February 6, 2008 my fav Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment. Quote
Sherri Posted February 6, 2008 Posted February 6, 2008 some of these are repeats elsewhere, but doesn't hurt to consolidate: what do you call a climber without a girlfriend? homeless how do you tell you are talking to a climber at a party? oh they'll tell you what's the difference in an investment bond and a climber? the investment bond will eventually mature and make money why did the climbers move to Bishop? they heard there was no work others???? hopefully less stale than these Those were all new to me. Thanks for the laugh. Quote
StevenSeagal Posted February 6, 2008 Posted February 6, 2008 Q: How is sport climbing like getting a blowjob from a man? A: It feels good... ...then you look down, and you realize you're gay. Quote
Doug Posted February 7, 2008 Posted February 7, 2008 Q: What do male climbers use for birth control? A: Their personalities Q: What's the difference between climbing and golf? A: The sound effects: Golf - Whack! followed shortly by Shit! Climbing - Shit! followed shortly with Whack!!! Quote
cheamclimber Posted February 7, 2008 Posted February 7, 2008 climbing compared with other sports... Hockey = a bunch of guys skating around playing with their sticks Volleyball = A bunch of guys jumping around hitting balls Skateboarding = Abunch of guys playing with their wood. climbing = guys grabbing jugs and jamming their big nuts in deep cracks. I guess climbing is the manliest sport ever then! Quote
DPS Posted February 7, 2008 Posted February 7, 2008 Q: How many climbers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 100. 1 to change the light bulb, 99 to day "I could have done that". Quote
hafilax Posted February 7, 2008 Posted February 7, 2008 A sport climber, a trad climber and an alpinist are sitting around a campfire discussing their day's exploits. The boulderer starts off raving about the crazy highball Vhard he's been working on with a the crux at the top and a death landing. The trad climber tries to one up him telling about the death defying RX route he's been working using RPs and black aliens for pro. The two are getting really excited and turn to the alpinist in anticipation of hearing his feats but he says nothing. He just continues stirring the campfire coals with his dick. Quote
i_like_sun Posted February 7, 2008 Posted February 7, 2008 how do you tell you are talking to a climber at a party? oh they'll tell you SOO TRUE! Quote
ClimbingPanther Posted February 7, 2008 Posted February 7, 2008 What do you call a bad climber in soft snow? snowball a bad climber in hard snow? skee-ball a climber who stayed home? no balls a climber's favorite game? dodge ball a climber unprepared for a snow storm? hard ball a climber who falls off a cliff? BASEball a climber's favorite decision-making device? eight ball Quote
kevbone Posted February 7, 2008 Posted February 7, 2008 What is the difference between God and a mountaineer? God does not think he is a mountaineer! Quote
ClimbingPanther Posted February 7, 2008 Posted February 7, 2008 what's the difference between tvash and a hammer? a hammer is a tool that works Quote
G-spotter Posted February 7, 2008 Posted February 7, 2008 A sport climber, a trad climber and an alpinist are sitting around a campfire discussing their day's exploits. The boulderer starts off raving about the crazy highball Vhard he's been working on with a the crux at the top and a death landing. The trad climber tries to one up him telling about the death defying RX route he's been working using RPs and black aliens for pro. The two are getting really excited and turn to the alpinist in anticipation of hearing his feats but he says nothing. He just continues stirring the campfire coals with his dick. Ya, there's some name for that medical condition where too much masturbation leads to loss of sensitivity. Quote
underworld Posted February 7, 2008 Posted February 7, 2008 A sport climber, a trad climber and an alpinist are sitting around a campfire discussing their day's exploits. The boulderer starts off raving about the crazy highball Vhard he's been working on with a the crux at the top and a death landing. The trad climber tries to one up him telling about the death defying RX route he's been working using RPs and black aliens for pro. The two are getting really excited and turn to the alpinist in anticipation of hearing his feats but he says nothing. He just continues stirring the campfire coals with his dick. Ya, there's some name for that medical condition where too much masturbation leads to loss of sensitivity. cc.comsprayatosis Quote
rmncwrtr Posted February 7, 2008 Posted February 7, 2008 I'm new to climbing so these were new to me. Thanks for the Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 7, 2008 Posted February 7, 2008 what's the difference between tvash and a hammer? a hammer is a tool that works Quote
scheissami Posted February 7, 2008 Posted February 7, 2008 What's the difference between a guide and a large sausage pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four. Quote
kevbone Posted February 7, 2008 Posted February 7, 2008 Me trying to climb 5.12.....now that is a joke. Quote
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