KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I'm just striving to understand these things. Stop hating God and come back to Him. He will forgive you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 STFU, you Canuck piece of shit, ass-eating fuck wad. That this is good spray..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 HAPPY SOLSTICE EVERYONE! FROM HERE ON OUT IT ONLY GETS BETTER!!!! GOODBYE TO SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 STFU, you Canuck piece of shit, ass-eating fuck wad. That this is good spray..... HAPPY HOLIDAYS, KEVBONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I'm just striving to understand these things. Stop hating God and come back to Him. He will forgive you. There's no real hate in this heart, brother. I used to run at lunch with a Christian guy I worked with. We talked about all kinds of stuff in very frank terms, as you can imagine. After a couple of years of running together nearly every work day, he timidly admitted that he often prayed for me to come back to God. One cannot help but be touched by such subtle, human compassion. Unfortunately, Tom was killed with his son when his Cessna hit a mountain about five years ago. I still go down to Portland on occasion to attend the monthly memorial run a mutual friend organized soon after the accident. I don't dwell much on where he did or didn't go after he died, just as I don't think much about anyone's afterlife or lack thereof. I only think about how he lived. He was a lovely man. Have a warm Christmas and be careful out there, spraylords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 It won't be Mungday until January 5th... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Fuck off Bug. You are the village idiot left to guard the well with a full bladder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder206 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 (edited) HAPPY SOLSTICE EVERYONE! FROM HERE ON OUT IT ONLY GETS BETTER!!!! GOODBYE TO SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER! Wrong. Daylength now begins to increase only between the Tropics of Cancer and Capricorn. At our latitude the later sunset is balanced or counteracted by a later sunrise until January 5; on that date, sunrise begins to march backwards on the clock. Only then do the days at this latitude start to become longer. This is caused by the so-called "Equation of Time," a term that describes several daylength phenomena created by the fact that Earth's orbit around the sun is an ellipse. Because all orbits are elliptical, orbiting bodies' velocity around their central body vary according to their position on their trajectory. Combined with the fact that the ecliptic is inclined, the Equation of Time means that sunrise and sunset do not advance and recede from local noon at the same rate. Edited December 23, 2007 by builder206 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 balanced or counteracted by an earlier sunset until January 5. Only then do the days at this latitude start to become longer. Jan 5 is Mungday Coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 HAPPY SOLSTICE EVERYONE! FROM HERE ON OUT IT ONLY GETS BETTER!!!! GOODBYE TO SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER! um, wasn't the solstice yesterday? christ, i hate "war and peace!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder206 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 HAPPY SOLSTICE EVERYONE! FROM HERE ON OUT IT ONLY GETS BETTER!!!! GOODBYE TO SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER! um, wasn't the solstice yesterday? christ, i hate "war and peace!" In Seattle, it was at 10:08 P.M. local time Friday December 21. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 HAPPY SOLSTICE EVERYONE! FROM HERE ON OUT IT ONLY GETS BETTER!!!! GOODBYE TO SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER! Wrong. Daylength now begins to increase only between the Tropics of Cancer and Capricorn. At our latitude the later sunset is balanced or counteracted by a later sunrise until January 5; on that date, sunrise begins to march backwards on the clock. Only then do the days at this latitude start to become longer. This is caused by the so-called "Equation of Time," a term that describes several daylength phenomena created by the fact that Earth's orbit around the sun is an ellipse. Because all orbits are elliptical, orbiting bodies' velocity around their central body vary according to their position on their trajectory. Combined with the fact that the ecliptic is inclined, the Equation of Time means that sunrise and sunset do not advance and recede from local noon at the same rate. Great, another fucking cc.com Cliff Claven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 HAPPY SOLSTICE EVERYONE! FROM HERE ON OUT IT ONLY GETS BETTER!!!! GOODBYE TO SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER! um, wasn't the solstice yesterday? christ, i hate "war and peace!" It depends where you are... yeah in Seattle it was yesterday, but on the East Coast it was this morning. If you hate War and Peace, you gotta hate this thread... :-))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 all the jebus freaks are gone...quick close the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Jesus, the flood gates have been reopened! Someone, build an arc! Man the divots! Beware of icefall! When were marchin the animals 2x2 what in God's green earth are we going to pair with TTK??? (species and gender) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 STFU, you Canuck piece of shit, ass-eating fuck wad. That this is good spray..... HAPPY HOLIDAYS, KEVBONE! Right back at ya! Time to go worship Satan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I used to have that Black Sabbath album, but I sold it a long time ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I used to have that Black Sabbath album, but I sold it a long time ago. Kevbone, you should listen to the lyrics of "After Forever" a little more closely, bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordansahls Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 The Universe is infinite Therefore in infinity all possible things must be probable Therefore not only does the Christian god exist but so do all gods of all faiths of all religions of all intelligent life in the universe And every god not yet conceived of as well And i bet when they brawl its like Kaiju Big Battel x 1 million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 [quote=jordansahls Group Hug! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 i wonder how a satanist climbing club looking for partners on the big D woulda fared? man, that's a trip i could sink my teeth into (figuratively at least)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Nobody would have noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 I haven't even read anything yet and i can tell this is some stupid shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 don't let the dream die - the fuck-jesus thread must go on! how about this little dylan tune for the expedition theme-song? WITH GOD ON OUR SIDE Oh my name it is nothin' My age it means less The country I come from Is called the Midwest I's taught and brought up there The laws to abide And that land that I live in Has God on its side. Oh the history books tell it They tell it so well The cavalries charged The Indians fell The cavalries charged The Indians died Oh the country was young With God on its side. Oh the Spanish-American War had its day And the Civil War too Was soon laid away And the names of the heroes I's made to memorize With guns in their hands And God on their side. Oh the First World War, boys It closed out its fate The reason for fighting I never got straight But I learned to accept it Accept it with pride For you don't count the dead When God's on your side. When the Second World War Came to an end We forgave the Germans And we were friends Though they murdered six million In the ovens they fried The Germans now too Have God on their side. I've learned to hate Russians All through my whole life If another war starts It's them we must fight To hate them and fear them To run and to hide And accept it all bravely With God on my side. But now we got weapons Of the chemical dust If fire them we're forced to Then fire them we must One push of the button And a shot the world wide And you never ask questions When God's on your side. In a many dark hour I've been thinkin' about this That Jesus Christ Was betrayed by a kiss But I can't think for you You'll have to decide Whether Judas Iscariot Had God on his side. So now as I'm leavin' I'm weary as Hell The confusion I'm feelin' Ain't no tongue can tell The words fill my head And fall to the floor If God's on our side He'll stop the next war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Dylan is eternal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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