olyclimber Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 About 440 new measures officially became law Sunday. Here are a few: # Cutting into the ferry line will bring a $101 fine. # Schools that teach sex education are barred from using an abstinence-only curriculum. # Foster children, who previously lost government support when they aged out of the system at 18, are eligible for Medicaid coverage until they are 21. # The new domestic partnership registry confers some of the rights of marriage to same-sex partners and older, unmarried straight couples. # The new state vegetable is the Walla Walla sweet onion; state amphibian is the Pacific chorus frog; the state ship, the Lady Washington. # Porphyria patients, those with extreme sensitivity to light, now qualify for special parking privileges. Quote
AlpineK Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 About 440 new measures officially became law Sunday. Here are a few: # Cutting into the ferry line will bring a $101 fine. # The new state vegetable is the Walla Walla sweet onion Quote
kevbone Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 # Schools that teach sex education are barred from using an abstinence-only curriculum. Are they going to pass out rubbers as well? Quote
archenemy Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 # Schools that teach sex education are barred from using an abstinence-only curriculum. Um, isn't this one obvious? Why would this need to be a law? Quote
JayB Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 I'm still waiting for the ballot initiative that will outlaw all future ballot initiatives. Quote
rob Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 # Schools that teach sex education are barred from using an abstinence-only curriculum. Are they going to pass out rubbers as well? Yes, and clean needles too, kevin. You need to stop listening to that Savage guy. Quote
ericb Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 I'm still waiting for the ballot initiative that will outlaw all future ballot initiatives. I'm sure Eyman is working it up as we speak Quote
kevbone Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 # Schools that teach sex education are barred from using an abstinence-only curriculum. Are they going to pass out rubbers as well? Yes, and clean needles too, kevin. You need to stop listening to that Savage guy. Ha ha! I listen to him for entertainment when the other channels are on break. Quote
billcoe Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 Glad to see that sex with farm animals is still acceptable.....gotta loves dem lawmakers, oh they don't want that outlawed .....nooooo sireee Bob. Go figure. Quote
foraker Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 Glad to see that sex with farm animals is still acceptable.....gotta loves dem lawmakers, oh they don't want that outlawed .....nooooo sireee Bob. Go figure. How else do you expect them to call forth Satan when budget bills are being voted on or when it's re-election time? Quote
minx Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 well they should at least pass a safe sex with farm animals bill. Quote
sirwoofalot Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 OMG, I am laughing so hard I am crying.... Quote
ivan Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 # Porphyria patients, those with extreme sensitivity to light, now qualify for special parking privileges. this guy oughta be stoked! Quote
archenemy Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 Isn't that what they think the legend of vampires comes from? (besides Vlad the Impaler, one of my favorite guys) Quote
G-spotter Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 well they should at least pass a safe sex with farm animals bill. if they banned sex with farm animals, 25% of rural Washington males would become criminals Quote
olyclimber Posted July 24, 2007 Author Posted July 24, 2007 Don't worry...there is help here: http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/ Quote
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