AlpineK Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 (edited) You better get out of my way or I'll run you down in my BITCHIN CAMERO No shit I am pretty fucking happy. I just got the word today that I'm approved by the Hospital and the DOL to drive whenever I want to. So you better stay off the road. Edited July 6, 2007 by Feck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 Bitchin' Camaro Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'? Joe - Oh, I don't know. Rod - Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore. Joe - Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore. Rod - Whatcha gonna do down there? Joe - Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts. Rod - Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail. Joe - Uh huh. Rod - Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there? Joe - Uh, what's the Sandbar? Rod - Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink. Joe - Oh, cool. Rod - Y'know who's gonna be there? Joe - Uh, who? Rod - My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit. Joe - Oh. Rod - Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this: Love me two times baby Love me twice today Love me two times girl Cause I got AIDS Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS Joe - Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there. Rod - Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court. Joe - Uh, what's the court? Rod - Never mind that, Joe - Oh, you mean like the People's Court? Rod - Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore. Joe - Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore? Rod - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now. Joe - Oh wow, how'd you get a car? Rod - Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas. Joe - You're kidding! Rod - I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have. Joe - Uh, what kinda car do ya' got? Rod - I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO! BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO I ran over my neighbors BITCHIN CAMARAO, BITCHIN CAMARO Now it's in all the papers. My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match; So if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch. I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair; And I didn't get arrested, because my dad's the mayor. BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO Doughnuts on your lawn BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO Tony Orlando and Dawn When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss, Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus. So you'd better get out of my way, when I run through your yard; Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO; And an Exxon credit card. BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO Hey, man where ya headed? BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO I drive on unleaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 YEAH BOY! OUTFECKING STANDING YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To_The_Top Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 fun song... Good on yah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 now if we could just find the thing that only eats hippies.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Would that be the purple people eater? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Nope, another Dead Milkmen tune. Right on Feckles, good to hear you're back on wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Congrats, Kurt! I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach You know we practice what we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys Trashed on beers Or a stoned bunch of hippies With no careers I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach My pals and I all drink Clorox Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box Teenage suicide rate's shot high And we understand the reasons why Bleach does more than whiten socks Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby? In a world where ministers murder golf pros Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight? Maybe there'll be a party at the beach We'll bitch about life and chugalug bleach No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk I wanna die with Clorox within reach I'm very proud of the respect I've earned And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned Bleach keeps you young so I've been told Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby? In a world where midgets run for mayor Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight? I had 26 friends in the beginning But now it seems our numbers are thinning Some people drive fast, others love to bet Still others snort coke in a private jet But drinking bleach is my way of winning Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby? In a world where welders own our schools Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight? I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach I am so bored! I am so bore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 You better get out of my way or I'll run you down in my BITCHIN CAMERO Pictures? Does not look like it came through.....I love Camero's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 It was a picture of the album cover not a Camero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 that is soooo COOL that you are behind the wheel!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toast Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Cool, now you can drink and drive again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 W00t! Kootenay ski trip coming up, I can feel it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Congrats man! mmmmm Kootenays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 8, 2007 Author Share Posted July 8, 2007 W00t! Kootenay ski trip coming up, I can feel it! I like the sounds of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 WHAT IS THIS? A SHIT TORNADO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 8, 2007 Author Share Posted July 8, 2007 The Shitclock's Ticking Tick tock, tick tock. It's only a matter of hours until the Trailer Park Boys will be on the show and a bunch of us started debating about what's the best shit-ism created by Mr. Lahey. And man did the shit hit the fan. In fact, it was a total shit storm. A total shiticane. We managed to dig through the crap and come up with these shitty finalists: 1. "He's about to enter the shit tornado to Oz." 2. "I'm watching you Julian. Like a shithawk." 3. "Randy, this shit pool is getting full and we better strain it before it overflows and causes a shit slide..." 4. "Tracks lead right to Shit Town." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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