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How many of the posters on cc.com could replaced with robots. how many of your are robots. be truthful about it, please.

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If you all are robots, why can't someone summarize all of the "predictable" responses into one post?

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favorite simpsons quote (from a robot):

 

why?!? why was i made to feel pain?!?

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I am a robot built by other robots.

 

A second generation robot.

 

 

My girl brain is too small to comprehend things like robots, machines and hunting. I am just a gatherer and think about flowers and making life.

 

 

I found this last night.

04.02.2007

20 Things You Didn't Know About... Robots

Modern robots can respond to emotion and the smell of fine wines.

 

by Sean Markey, Corey S. Powell

 

 

(All images courtesy of Gordon Bennett)

1 “Robot” comes from the Czech word robota, meaning “drudgery,” and first appeared in the 1921 play R.U.R. (Rossum’s Universal Robots). The drama ends badly when the machines rise up and kill their creators, leaving a sole lonely survivor.

 

2 They say it was an accident. The first known case of robot homicide occurred in 1981, when a robotic arm crushed a Japanese Kawasaki factory worker.

 

3 More than a million industrial robots are now in use, nearly half of them in Japan.

 

4 Archytas of Tarentum, a pal of Plato’s, built a mechanical bird driven by a jet of steam or compressed air—arguably history’s first robot—in the fifth century B.C.

 

5 Leonardo da Vinci drew up plans for an armored humanoid machine in 1495. Engineer Mark Rosheim has created a functional miniature version for NASA to help colonize Mars.

 

6 Slow but steady: The real Mars robots, Spirit and Opportunity, have logged 10.5 miles trudging across the Red Planet for more than three years. The unstoppable droids were built to last 90 days.

 

7 The United States’ military corps of 4,000 robots includes reconnaissance Talon bots that scout for roadside bombs in Iraq and PackBots that poked around for Osama bin Laden’s hideout in Afghanistan. Apparently without much success.

 

8 PackBot’s manufacturer, iRobot, has also sold more than 2 million Roomba robotic vacuum cleaners, with the same environment-sensing technology.

 

 

9 Low tech vs. high tech: Taliban fighters in Afghanistan have reportedly used ladders to flip over and disable the U.S. military robots sent to scout out their caves.

 

10 Elektro, the world’s first humanoid robot, debuted in 1939. Built by Westinghouse, the seven-foot-tall walking machine “spoke” more than 700 words stored on 78-rpm records to simulate conversation.

 

11 Life is tough in Tinseltown: Elektro later appeared in the 1960 B movie Sex Kittens Go to College.

 

12 R2-D2 is the only character that appears unchanged (by aging, say, or a funky black outfit) in all six Star Wars movies.

 

13 R2’s dark secret: It was played by actor Kenny Baker, who by the end was mostly given the boot and replaced by CGI.

 

14 Chris Melhuish of the Bristol Robotics Laboratory created robots that use bacteria-filled fuel cells to produce electricity from rotten apples and dead flies. The goal: robots that forage for their own food.

 

15 Mini Me: Australian researchers are trying to build a microrobot that would mimic the swim stroke used by E. coli bacteria. It would be injected into a patient so it could take a biopsy from the inside.

 

16 Cybernetics professor Kevin Warwick calls himself the world’s first cyborg, with computer chips implanted in his left arm. He can remotely operate doors, an artificial hand, and an electronic wheelchair.

 

17 Winebot, built by Japan’s NEC System Technologies and Mie University, can ID scads of different wines, cheeses, and hors d’oeuvres . . . up to a point. It recently mistook a reporter’s hand for prosciutto.

 

18 MIT’s Media Lab is trying to make robots personal, developing RoCo—a computer with a monitor for a head and neck—and Leonardo, a sort of super-Furby designed to respond to emotional cues.

 

19 No strings attached! Robotics expert Henrik Christensen predicts humans will be having sex with robots within four years.

 

20 Hans Moravec, founder of Carnegie Mellon’s Robotics Institute, predicts that robots will emerge as their own species by 2040. “They could replace us in every essential task and, in principle, operate our society increasingly well without us,” he concludes, oddly cheery.

 

 

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19 No strings attached! Robotics expert Henrik Christensen predicts humans will be having sex with robots within four years.

Give Dru an artifical hand and it could happen this week!

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A rabbi, an Arab, a robot, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar. Only the robot exits.

 

A robot walks into a pharmacy. The pharmacist asks him if he'd like anything. The robot replies, "A soul."

 

How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?

You don't.

 

"Waiter! Waiter! What's this robot doing in my soup?"

"It looks like he's performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."

 

Knock knock.

Who's there?

A robot.

Oh, shit.

 

What's the difference between a regular robot and a killer robot?

The gnawing jeers of men.

 

What's a robot's favorite cereal?

Rob-os.

(Note: Rob-os are made of the tears of human children.)

 

Little Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires, "Why did you do that?" She replies, "I wanted to see time fly!" The robot says, "Ah ... A perfect subject for elimination," and shoots her with a laser beam through the face.

 

Why did the robot order a milkshake?

To blend in with the general human population, making it easier to infiltrate society and—in time—conquer it.

 

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a robot.

 

 

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My girl brain is too small

 

That's one of those sayings that's going to haunt you forever, at least here.

 

Math is hard! -- Dropout Barbie

I got yer hard right here, baby! -- Spokompton Ken

 

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We were all supposed to have our own personal robots by 2007. While I am at where the hell is my space-copter?

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We were all supposed to have our own personal robots by 2007. While I am at where the hell is my space-copter?

 

I've got them right here next to my other ones. "unequal distribution" bitch!

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Dear yoda, I, I_like_sun, am an android. I have amazing powers of carrying anything and climbing whatever my silicon chip desires. Its a lonely existance though. Not too many other androids out there. I am forced to live my invincible little life isolated from mankind, constantly hunted for spare computer parts...

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