best of cc.com TAUNTAUNS - WORTH THE WEIGHT????

[TrogdortheBurninator]

If you bring a Tauntaun, you're going to need you PLB-Saber with optional P-38 can opener.

 

[sk]

So I'm trying to understand this.... do you need to get a PLB for your tauntaun too?

 

every time i see that i can only think PLAB.... i know, I'm bad but its cracking me up

 

put out the PLAB sign the cc.comers will find us and bring the keg

[G-spotter]

lol muffy

[Mr_Phil]

BEHOLD!!! The Mt. Hood Mark VII Action Suit!!

 

I don't think the Mark VII is E911/diffGPS/PLAB enabled.

[olyclimber]

DOES THAT THING TRANSFORM INTO A CAR OR BOAT? CAN IT BE USED TO COMMUNICATE WITH RESCUE DOLPHINS USING RAINBOW POWER?

[LandShark]

Looks like r2d2 has been hittin the juice.

[dan_forester]

please to explain purpose of Mark VII's "crotch pincers"?

 

disturbing!

[sk]

lol muffy

 

a girl has to have her priorities straight... if Iiaxxx is gunna come haul my ass off a mountain he better bring all of you and beverages too

 

btw Iian you totally rock you and all the rescue folks. I hope the people arround you are taking care of the things you need and if i can do something to help from my couch (fucking germs) let me know.

 

xoxoxoxoxo

muffin

[Dr_Flush_Amazing]

{Tauntauns} don't even exist you idiots!!

 

The hell they don't!

 

There's a whole gaggle of them for sale on eBay dude!

 

 

I'm gonna pick up a few and a can opener.

[Macson]

is that the same action suit Twight wrote about?

[olyclimber]

I THINK WE CAN CONCLUDE YES. I'LL NOTIFY SAR RIGHT NOW.

[sk]

is that the same action suit Twight wrote about?

 

LOL i give that a firm MAYBE

[foraker]

 

They're on my Christmas list.

 

[TrogdortheBurninator]

Maybe you need the taunphin

[LandShark]

dolphins are pussies. and their stupid.

[G-spotter]

China has just declared the taunphins to be extinct

[olyclimber]

who would win in a fight, a tautaun or ophrah godfrey?

[Mr_Phil]

Rocky Balboa!

[TrogdortheBurninator]

Dru, That was a lie propagated after this event

[tvashtarkatena]

I won't set foot in snow without a mugato locator

 

[Choada_Boy]

"Chinese Rescue Dolphin PLBs are permanently installed just forward of the blowhole/ping receiver/rainbow flame thrower by Bao Xishun, the World's Tallest Man to Care About Chinese Rescue Dolphin Safety."

[LandShark]

Woman #2: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the proper authorities. You're the shark, and you know it.

 

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..

 

[scratchandsniff]

Tauntauns aren't worth a shit if you don't have a lightsaber to gut it and climb inside when the shit hits the fan. Who's gonna be carrying a lightsaber all the time?

[scratchandsniff]

Opps, I mean, like Torg said.

[olyclimber]

"Chinese Rescue Dolphin PLBs are permanently installed just forward of the blowhole/ping receiver/rainbow flame thrower by Bao Xishun, the World's Tallest Man to Care About Chinese Rescue Dolphin Safety."

I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS PHOTO FOR THE LAST TEN HOURS AND IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY THE TOWLS ARE ARRANGE TO MAKE A "VEE". I THINK THIS MEANS THAT THERE IS A DOLPHIN SOMEWHERE NEAR OR MAYBE IT IS SOME SORT OF SIGNAL TO NASA INVOLVING THE SPACE SHUTTLE. DOES ANYONE HAVE NASA'S NUMBER SO I CAN CALL AND NOTIFY THEM? THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS CHOADA.