StevenSeagal Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Those were my two dogs you nailed. You should have more respect for your relatives, dog boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clavote Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 "I'm new to climbing too, Kit and I think that's why I've lurked here too...even if it's a long shot, I needed to hear from real climbers that their skills and supplies can culminate in a miracle." Wow, do people read this shit in an REI flyer or something? Maybe a few extra cliff bars in the pack would have produced a miracle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Jones Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Those were my two dogs you nailed. You should have more respect for your relatives, dog boy. You should stop drinking and get new glasses, girlieman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Actually, having given many a breast exam, I must admit to liking the natural female bosom much better than the artificial ones. phil? the sex offender? Fake Breast Doc Busted Florida man, 76, fingered in door-to-door free screen scheme APRIL 19--Meet Phil Winikoff (aka Phil Jones). The 76-year-old Florida man was arrested this morning and charged with sexual battery after he posed as a doctor and went door-to-door--black doctor's bag in hand--offering women free breast exams. According to a Broward County Sheriff's Office report, two women--ages 33 and 36--fell for the scam, which Winikoff allegedly ran in Lauderdale Lakes. Charged with several felonies, Winikoff was booked into the sheriff's lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped. Police are now investigating whether other women may have been tricked into impromptu examinations. (3 pages) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Those were my two dogs you nailed. You should have more respect for your relatives, dog boy. You should stop drinking and get new glasses, girlieman. Look Phil, a baby wolf---!! Where? Phil won't be joining us anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 How do you type with your head up your rectum? I'm Mobius Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenfork Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Title paragraph for foxnew's story: HOOD RIVER, Ore. Rescuers fear two missing climbers may have fallen into a half-mile deep glacial crack while trying to descend Mt. Hood, officials said Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Here I thought the guillotine would take phallus jones' head off. Instead it was Sensei. Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Glad to deliver justice. That's my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flush_Amazing Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 A 2500' deep crevasse? We might have found the longest ice climb in the world! Somebody call JoJo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Flushie, just think of how much poop could fit into said crevasse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flush_Amazing Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I have goosebumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 And cramps, too, I'm guessing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I have goosebumps. Too much Viagra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Jones Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Damn, how'd you find me? I thought I was safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 God, look, a turd that just won't flush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flush_Amazing Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Flushie, just think of how much poop could fit into said crevasse... I know just the place to find said quantity of poop for said crevasse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Flushie, just think of how much poop could fit into said crevasse... I know just the place to find said quantity of poop for said crevasse... Phil's mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Working on Phil's google count here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 You should stop drinking and get new glasses, girlieman. Phil! Are you a homophobe? Well, I don't care, I'm going to fuck you anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Jones Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 You should stop drinking and get new glasses, girlieman. Phil! Are you a homophobe? Well, I don't care, I'm going to fuck you anyway. No you're not. You might want to check with Steven Seagirlieguy, though. I heard he likes it rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 You still at work, creep-o?-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 You should stop drinking and get new glasses, girlieman. Phil! Are you a homophobe? Well, I don't care, I'm going to fuck you anyway. Hey PhallusJones. In jailhouse vernacular it's called. SPIN YA', BEND YA, & RUN UP IN YA'. You're gonna be OW's Maytag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Gentlemen, gentlemen, please. No one is going to fuck Mr. Jones and we all know it... ...until that broom stick is removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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