kevbone Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 “Party in your pants” Vantage 5.8, this is a good name “Illusion dweller” Jtree. 5.10 Quiz, anybody now the real name of Illusion dweller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainmatt Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 "Weasles rip my flesh" Splatte 5.10. Aptly named as its the most painful crack I have ever climbed (bleeding through the tape). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 What about the free version of the aid route Wet Jeans Daydream, Wet Lycra Nightmare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Candy colored tangerine streamlined flake baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Best names: Vantage: Rolfing My Dick Josh: Brown Squeeze Yosemite: Way Homo Sperm Burpers from Fresno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 Candy colored tangerine streamlined flake baby Way to go stevey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RideT61 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Index: Virgin on the Ridiculous Smith: Close Shave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 classic crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetBoss Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Red Rocks - High class hoe Smith - Spank the Monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 Show me your tits! 10.b quiz: where is this climb at? Hint: its in cally and its sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 More Josh: Ass of Dog If It's Brown, Flush It. Baby Huey Smokes an Anti-Pipeload Unwiped Butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 lichen it - red rocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 Baby Huey Smokes an Anti-Pipeload Is this a real climb? Where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 It's not that far away from Chicago Nipple Slump and Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 More Yosemite: Stroke (My Erect Ear Tufts) Siberian Swarm Screw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 Beacon: Sufficiently Breathless Young Warriors Bears in Heat Columbia River Gorge: Party at the Moon Tower There and back again Standing ovation The Crumbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfinley Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 lichen it - red rocks At Seneca there's one called "Lichen or Leave It'. My favorite named climbs at the New River: "Anal Clenching Adventures" - no one know whether this is named for the appearance of the crack or for your own ass when your feet inevitable slip at the crux. "Lobster in a Cleavage Probe" - a classic 10a dihedral "Keep me tight but don't give me AIDS" "Leave it to Jesus" - an absolutely beautiful 11d finger crack "Jaws" - a 5.9 handcrack full of crystals that bite And finally "Handsome and Well Hung" - a 5.11 dihedral the last part of which was not freed until this year!! (PS - don't google this one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 NRG route#1 I don't want her route#2 You can have her route#3 She's too fat for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 I gotta chime in with the some oldies but goodies from Ant Rocks (Milton erratic); "Goelzers revenge" ( a story behind it) "Meet my Beat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 I always thought "Menstrating Whale Snatch" had a nice ring to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Black Dike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTM Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 These are next to each other in 11worth: Blood Transfusion Clean Love AIDS Victim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 "Brad Driscoll Outnumbered His Guests By One But A Good Time Was Had By All." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motomagik Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Vomit Launch - Smith Straight Out of Madras - Smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Vantage- these are crap routes that are never climbed: For a Fat Girl You Sure Can Run Chrome-Plated Pig with Marital Aids Stuck All Over It Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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