kevbone Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 “Party in your pants” Vantage 5.8, this is a good name “Illusion dweller” Jtree. 5.10 Quiz, anybody now the real name of Illusion dweller? Quote
mountainmatt Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 "Weasles rip my flesh" Splatte 5.10. Aptly named as its the most painful crack I have ever climbed (bleeding through the tape). Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 What about the free version of the aid route Wet Jeans Daydream, Wet Lycra Nightmare? Quote
StevenSeagal Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Candy colored tangerine streamlined flake baby Quote
StevenSeagal Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Best names: Vantage: Rolfing My Dick Josh: Brown Squeeze Yosemite: Way Homo Sperm Burpers from Fresno Quote
kevbone Posted November 30, 2006 Author Posted November 30, 2006 Candy colored tangerine streamlined flake baby Way to go stevey! Quote
RideT61 Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Index: Virgin on the Ridiculous Smith: Close Shave Quote
StreetBoss Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Red Rocks - High class hoe Smith - Spank the Monkey Quote
kevbone Posted November 30, 2006 Author Posted November 30, 2006 Show me your tits! 10.b quiz: where is this climb at? Hint: its in cally and its sport. Quote
StevenSeagal Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 More Josh: Ass of Dog If It's Brown, Flush It. Baby Huey Smokes an Anti-Pipeload Unwiped Butt Quote
kevbone Posted November 30, 2006 Author Posted November 30, 2006 Baby Huey Smokes an Anti-Pipeload Is this a real climb? Where? Quote
G-spotter Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 It's not that far away from Chicago Nipple Slump and Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer Quote
StevenSeagal Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 More Yosemite: Stroke (My Erect Ear Tufts) Siberian Swarm Screw Quote
kevbone Posted November 30, 2006 Author Posted November 30, 2006 Beacon: Sufficiently Breathless Young Warriors Bears in Heat Columbia River Gorge: Party at the Moon Tower There and back again Standing ovation The Crumbing Quote
wfinley Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 lichen it - red rocks At Seneca there's one called "Lichen or Leave It'. My favorite named climbs at the New River: "Anal Clenching Adventures" - no one know whether this is named for the appearance of the crack or for your own ass when your feet inevitable slip at the crux. "Lobster in a Cleavage Probe" - a classic 10a dihedral "Keep me tight but don't give me AIDS" "Leave it to Jesus" - an absolutely beautiful 11d finger crack "Jaws" - a 5.9 handcrack full of crystals that bite And finally "Handsome and Well Hung" - a 5.11 dihedral the last part of which was not freed until this year!! (PS - don't google this one) Quote
RuMR Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 NRG route#1 I don't want her route#2 You can have her route#3 She's too fat for me Quote
chirp Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 I gotta chime in with the some oldies but goodies from Ant Rocks (Milton erratic); "Goelzers revenge" ( a story behind it) "Meet my Beat" Quote
DirtyHarry Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 I always thought "Menstrating Whale Snatch" had a nice ring to it. Quote
NTM Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 These are next to each other in 11worth: Blood Transfusion Clean Love AIDS Victim Quote
ScottP Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 "Brad Driscoll Outnumbered His Guests By One But A Good Time Was Had By All." Quote
motomagik Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Vomit Launch - Smith Straight Out of Madras - Smith Quote
catbirdseat Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Vantage- these are crap routes that are never climbed: For a Fat Girl You Sure Can Run Chrome-Plated Pig with Marital Aids Stuck All Over It Quote
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