catbirdseat Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 unless the falling ice somehow damaged my brain? could it be? Brain? I thought you said it hit you on your boob? Quote
joel20 Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 join the army where i never get to climb because i'm always to busy carrying out somebody else's agenda Quote
Stefan Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Making money rule too much and many of my life's decisions. Quote
EWolfe Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Yes, considering chemistry is such an easy subject, how could you fail unless...  Valence Shell Electron-Pair Repulsion Theory pv = nRT 6.02x10^23  someone please help me clear this junk from my brain  Huffing gas will help! Quote
rat Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 got drunk, got stoned and got in a canoe in the middle of a winter night on the wenatchee river. broke an already cracked paddle and swamped said canoe enroute to the opposite side of the river. waded chest deep river back to the truck shortly thereafter. i can't swim. Quote
RogerJ Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 Brain? I thought you said it hit you on your boob? It gets confusing at times... Quote
DirtyHarry Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 got drunk, got stoned and got in a canoe in the middle of a winter night on the wenatchee river. broke an already cracked paddle and swamped said canoe enroute to the opposite side of the river. waded chest deep river back to the truck shortly thereafter. i can't swim. Â Was that stupider than the open bivy at the top of Drury Falls ? Quote
rat Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 yep. i've improved over the years. which ain't saying much. Quote
olyclimber Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 stupidity can really improve as it ages, if you keep in the cellar away from the sunlight  i have my own boating stupidity involving capasizing a kayak loaded with camping gear in a storm in the middle of lake ozette in the winter. passed out while hanging on with one arm linked into the half submerged kayak, and when i came to, the wind had blown me into shore. got out my drenched sleeping bag, ate two snickers, and went back to sleep. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 Kind of an inopportune time to pass out drunk. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 The first step to recovery is admitting you're addicted. Quote
olyclimber Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 i forgot to mention case of beer in the kayak that caused it to be lopsided in first place and that i washed the snickers bars down with Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 something involving 17 shots of vodka in under two hours, some gange, resulting in a black-out and intermittient puking from about 2 am through noon the next day... Quote
Mr._Natural Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 something involving 17 shots of vodka... some gange, Â and I thought drinking our of the Crooked was nasty. Quote
billcoe Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 something involving 17 shots of vodka in under two hours, some gange, resulting in a black-out and intermittient puking from about 2 am through noon the next day... Â Add sloe gin and beer, get in a sleeping bag and vomit all over yourself in an unconcious state, along with peeing multiple times in your sleeping bag of course, and I got that one covered a couple of times. Â But those don't even barely make my top stupidist things I done list. Quote
olyclimber Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 being stupid when you're unconcious doesn't even count. Quote
archenemy Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 something involving 17 shots of vodka in under two hours, some gange, resulting in a black-out and intermittient puking from about 2 am through noon the next day... Â Add sloe gin and beer, get in a sleeping bag and vomit all over yourself in an unconcious state, along with peeing multiple times in your sleeping bag of course, and I got that one covered a couple of times. Â But those don't even barely make my top stupidist things I done list. Add that to having a second person in the bag with you, and you start to get the picture. Quote
olyclimber Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 Sleep is aid! Â i'm not sure why i slept through most of that event...must have been bored or something Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 something involving 17 shots of vodka in under two hours, some gange, resulting in a black-out and intermittient puking from about 2 am through noon the next day... Â Add sloe gin and beer, get in a sleeping bag and vomit all over yourself in an unconcious state, along with peeing multiple times in your sleeping bag of course, and I got that one covered a couple of times. Â But those don't even barely make my top stupidist things I done list. Â How about grabbing my crotch and flipping off a female officer of the paramilitary San Diego Police Department... to her face... Quote
DirtyHarry Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 That's just artistic expression protected by the first Amendment. Quote
archenemy Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 And the bitch probably rides her bike on the sidewalk to boot. Quote
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