Redneck Bumperstickers

[olyclimber]

Mountaineers do it with their gaitors on

[G-spotter]

Mountaineers do it in clusterfucks

[DirtyHarry]

Mountaineers use too much protection.

[olyclimber]

What do you post as?

[archenemy]

Driving a Ford doesn't make you a redneck, it makes you an idiot.

 

PERSONAL ATTACK!!!

When I lived in Montana, I had a Ford Bronco. It died. But honestly, nothing personal.

[olyclimber]

Ribbon based economy

[G-spotter]

FORD = Found on Road, Dead

[matt_warfield]

Mountaineers do it with lingerie on over polypro

[underworld]

mountaineers do it with people they just met

[Dechristo]

mountaineers do it with people they just met

...from a filthy website.

[G-spotter]

Did someone say Mountaineers?

[underworld]

Dorf goes climbing

[G-spotter]

that's Dave Schuldt

[olyclimber]

damn you're funny...are you from Canada?

[G-spotter]

Do I look like a beaver?

[mzchristy]

"If you're going to ride my ass, at least you could pull my hair"

[Weekend_Climberz]

FORD = Found on Road, Dead

 

Fuckedup Old Rebuilt Dodge

 

Fix Or Repair Daily

 

Funny how I drive one, but they're really just Mazda's now.

[ScottP]

Run Hillary Run!

(Democrats-put on back bumper.)

(Republicans-put on front bumper.)

[chesterboo]

I had a friend with an old dodge power wagon with canopy that had open pipes etc.... a real redneck rig. Bumper sticker: "don't laugh, your daughter might be in back"

[beer_factor]

I just got a gun for my wife - It was the best trade I ever made!

[Dechristo]

The difference between Wyoming and Texas cowboys = Wyoming cowboys have the bull shit on the outside of their boots.

[still_climbin]

"Driver carries less than 50 rounds of ammunition"

[archenemy]

"Driver carries less than 50 rounds of ammunition"

I would put this on my truck. Hell, I'd like to shake the author's hand.

[gobriango]

Not really bumper stickers but sayings accross the windshield

 

1. on a beige honda accord " make em cream "

2. on a lowered pickup "praise the lowered"

3. on a tinted out piece of shit "pimpin aint cash"

4. on another honda accord "according to me"

5. on a junky pickup "princess of the pines"

6. on a old blue camaro "da other girl"

7. and my all time favorite, again on a jalopy "caught cha lookin" i saw this car all the time and then 2 months later in the back window she put "thats twice"

Edited March 9, 2006 by gobriango

[wessound]

Run Hillary Run!

(Democrats-put on back bumper.)

(Republicans-put on front bumper.)

Just bought one online. Happy B-Day Dad.

Yes he will put it on the front!