MtnHigh Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 Saw this on craigslist and wanted to share it with those with qualifing credentials. ---------------------------------------- seeking cute 5.12 climber for rebound - 26 Reply to: anon-67286511@craigslist.org Date: 2005-04-06, 8:06PM PDT just ended a long relationship and am looking for a rebound... (note that this is NOT posted on casual encounters.) ideally would like a cute, down to earth guy in my age group who can climb harder than my ex (so that he will be jealous- rest assured, he is living in a different state, so no worries about psychotic ex boyfriends coming to haunt you.) i'm looking to do some casual dating, get back out into the scene and find someone fun to do it with. i am (and you should be): laid back intelligent and able to carry a conversation active and fit able to laugh and have fun living a healthy lifestyle (but still want to go out and indulge every so often) independent friendly there are 2 deal breakers- cigarette smokers and guys with hairy backs. sorry, i just know that i can't get past it. so there it is. if you're interested, shoot me an email. tell me about your favorite climbing area, what book you read last, and the ideal first date. and anything else you want me to know. emails with photos get bonus points, but to be fair (since i didn't give out a photo) i'm not going to hold it against anyone. kiki (not my real name) Quote
sk Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 umm I heard that girl bragging this weekend at Smith about that want ad while i was laying on a rock trying valently to not puke up all the rum i drank the night before Quote
Stemalot Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 5.12 trad? sport? trad...am not quite there yet... 5.12 sport...hum...yeah I play on 5.12s... Quote
MtnHigh Posted April 12, 2005 Author Posted April 12, 2005 5.12 trad? sport? trad...am not quite there yet... 5.12 sport...hum...yeah I play on 5.12s... You'll have to step into the pool and test the waters for yourself. This is what she posted. Quote
wags Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 LMAO, muff- I can't believe this is the same girl... Quote
MtnHigh Posted April 12, 2005 Author Posted April 12, 2005 (edited) umm I heard that girl bragging this weekend at Smith about that want ad while i was laying on a rock trying valently to not puke up all the rum i drank the night before Shelly, You're a classless act. Was the puke induced by your handover or her comments? Edited April 12, 2005 by MtnHigh Quote
Gary_Yngve Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 lame (the original request for a rebounder to make the ex jealous) games are for 5-year-olds Quote
sk Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 LMAO, muff- I can't believe this is the same girl... it totaly is though i sware it WAGS TELL EM Quote
sk Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 umm I heard that girl bragging this weekend at Smith about that want ad while i was laying on a rock trying valently to not puke up all the rum i drank the night before Shelly, You're a classless act. Was the puke induced by your handover or her comments? I am not classless... I am just muffy ya big meany my feelings are hurt I was on the rock instead of climbing becasue i was a bit hungover... her comments were just there in the back ground making me glad i am me and not someone else Quote
DirtyHarry Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 lame (the original request for a rebounder to make the ex jealous) games are for 5-year-olds Hell. Girl knows what she wants and ain't afraid to ask. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Shit, Gary, everybody plays "games," usually they aren't as up front about it though. Quote
foraker Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 1) shouldn't this be in Spray? 2) maybe she'll find a nice cute boy just like her. then they can spend their days coming up with new ways to skullfcuk each other. Quote
Kitergal Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 OMFG!! This is way sad...WAY funny...but way sad! Quote
Squid Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 lame (the original request for a rebounder to make the ex jealous) games are for 5-year-olds You'll get over her, Gary. and you'll climb 5.12 someday. Then she will be the jealous one! Quote
Gary_Yngve Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 You'll get over her, Gary. and you'll climb 5.12 someday. Then she will be the jealous one! I don't have any desire to climb 5.12. I don't have any desire to have sex with someone who doesn't care about me. It's one thing if someone rebounds to help their own emotional state, i.e. they miss being in a relationship, but to rebound just to annoy the ex -- that's just stupid. Besides, I'm annoyed today not at her but at him. Yesterday we scheduled a time for today, and he was a no-show. Finally, 45 minutes later, I saw his door open. I walked in on him with someone else, and he asked me nonapologetically if I'll be around later today, as if my entire life is centered around waiting to suck his dick. I told him no -- we'd have to reschedule for Thursday. Quote
selkirk Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 I don't have any desire to climb 5.12. I don't have any desire to have sex with someone who doesn't care about me. It's one thing if someone rebounds to help their own emotional state, i.e. they miss being in a relationship, but to rebound just to annoy the ex -- that's just stupid. Besides, I'm annoyed today not at her but at him. Yesterday we scheduled a time for today, and he was a no-show. Finally, 45 minutes later, I saw his door open. I walked in on him with someone else, and he asked me nonapologetically if I'll be around later today, as if my entire life is centered around waiting to suck his dick. I told him no -- we'd have to reschedule for Thursday. Is it just me or does this sound dirty? Sorry your advisor is a wanker Gary . Mines not very helpful, but at least he's pleasant. Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 And the cc.com matchmaking super computer come up with only one person in the world who would fit the bill........... Our very own NOLSe! Go for it dude! Quote
sk Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 muffy was she hot? Yeah. Do tell. she didn't blow my hair back and make me want to seduce her... but i don't care for vapid women Quote
selkirk Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 she didn't blow my hair back and make me want to seduce her... but i don't care for vapid women you only dig the brainy chicks? Quote
specialed Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 vapid Wow Muffy, that's some serious vocab action. Nice. Quote
minx Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 how do we know she's vapid? maybe she just wants to get some and needs a new belay partner? Quote
glassbonghits Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 she didn't blow my hair back and make me want to seduce her... My hair ain't what I lookin' to have blown. Quote
specialed Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 Well, how hard to you climb? You may be in luck. Quote
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