EWolfe Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 It really warms my heart how you all respond so caringly to such an obvious cry for help. The calm calling to awareness of desperation amid such languishing in it shows an optimism rare. You are beautiful to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 I'm like that plastic garbage bag floating in the wind from American Beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 (edited) Quote I'm like that plastic garbage bag floating in the wind from American Beauty. . Edited June 4, 2021 by jordop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 sooo basically.... DATING SUCKS ASS That pretty much sums it up. On Valentine's Day evening, the three or four women I've been most interested in the past year and a half were single, either working or hanging out with the herd to keep the predators at bay. And my phone was ringing off the hook with all my doods saying, "Girls are whacked. She's nutz. But why are we so vulnerable to them?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Hang in there troopers. The sun will shine on you some day, and it'll all be good. Then it will get too hot and you'll get a sunburn, and you'll wish it was raining again. Then it will start hailing and thunder and lightening. After that, it will be humid, yet uncomfortably chilly. Then, following this, there will be a period of weather you simply won't remember or won't mean much. Then you'll die. It's all about the weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 You are correct about that...got stood up. god damn it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 Dating may suck, but it kills the time well. Like good Scotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted February 27, 2005 Author Share Posted February 27, 2005 unless the bitch stands you up. i should've killed her and stuffed her corpse under my mattress so she would always be there for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 Geezus! Allright Mike, show me how to climb alpine 5.11 and buy me a case of beer, and I will show you how to meet women... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 (edited) it makes me sad that you all think there is some trick or key to meeting a woman that you like and that like you. it seems to me that if you are just your slef and you continue to work on yourself to be the best person you can be, do the things that you like to do, enjoy your own company...eventualy you will meet someone interesting who likes you too. just live your life. Edited February 27, 2005 by Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted February 27, 2005 Author Share Posted February 27, 2005 it makes me sad that you all think there is some trick or key to meeting a woman that you like and that like you. it seems to me that if you are just your slef and you continue to work on yourself to be the best person you can be, do the things that you like to do, enjoy your own company...eventualy you will meet someone interesting who likes you too. just live your life. Muffy, if you read what i wrote you'll see that that's what I am doing. i just wanna bitch about the in-between times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 it makes me sad that you all think there is some trick or key to meeting a woman that you like and that like you. it seems to me that if you are just your slef and you continue to work on yourself to be the best person you can be, do the things that you like to do, enjoy your own company...eventualy you will meet someone interesting who likes you too. just live your life. Muffy, if you read what i wrote you'll see that that's what I am doing. i just wanna bitch about the in-between times. i was responding to billygoat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Well Muffy, that was what I was going to show him Now I'm out a case of beer and women have been demystified for all these potential clients.... Girl, can't you see I'm working here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Well Muffy, that was what I was going to show him Now I'm out a case of beer and women have been demystified for all these potential clients.... Girl, can't you see I'm working here all the boys should now send me a case of beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Anything you need to know about guys miss muffy... It'll only cost you a case of beer for full disclosure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Anything you need to know about guys miss muffy... It'll only cost you a case of beer for full disclosure... zzzziiiipppp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 You are correct about that...got stood up. god damn it Did you tell her your full name? Google is a bitch, eh? Bummer Mike, I just read this whole thread and my advice was going to be to find one running at Forest Park. Too bad it didn't work out, try again. It's just up the road from you, and the best time to go is on a sunny weekday after 5pm. And don't tell them your last name this time . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 I'm sure women love to be chased through an urban park in the evening by some desperate dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 mike, get a puppy or learn to play an intrument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 learn to play an intrument. Word on the street it that Mike majored in music as an undergrad. Which would explain why he is such a shy sensitive boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Was that instrument the flute? If he was the Pied Piper he'd be 'baggin all the chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 mike, get a puppy or learn to play an intrument. btw both of these suggestions are aid, but if thats what it takes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 i was wondering what necro has been up to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 learn to play an intrument. I think we all know what kind of instrument Mike likes to play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 That one is just too easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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