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It really warms my heart how you all respond so caringly to such an obvious cry for help.

 

The calm calling to awareness of desperation amid such languishing in it shows an optimism rare.

 

You are beautiful to me. cantfocus.gif

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sooo basically....

DATING SUCKS ASS

 

That pretty much sums it up. On Valentine's Day evening, the three or four women I've been most interested in the past year and a half were single, either working or hanging out with the herd to keep the predators at bay. And my phone was ringing off the hook with all my doods saying, "Girls are whacked. She's nutz. But why are we so vulnerable to them?"

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Hang in there troopers. The sun will shine on you some day, and it'll all be good. Then it will get too hot and you'll get a sunburn, and you'll wish it was raining again. Then it will start hailing and thunder and lightening. After that, it will be humid, yet uncomfortably chilly. Then, following this, there will be a period of weather you simply won't remember or won't mean much. Then you'll die. It's all about the weather.

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it makes me sad that you all think there is some trick or key to meeting a woman that you like and that like you. it seems to me that if you are just your slef and you continue to work on yourself to be the best person you can be, do the things that you like to do, enjoy your own company...eventualy you will meet someone interesting who likes you too.

 

just live your life.

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it makes me sad that you all think there is some trick or key to meeting a woman that you like and that like you. it seems to me that if you are just your slef and you continue to work on yourself to be the best person you can be, do the things that you like to do, enjoy your own company...eventualy you will meet someone interesting who likes you too.

 

just live your life.

 

Muffy, if you read what i wrote you'll see that that's what I am doing.

 

i just wanna bitch about the in-between times.

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it makes me sad that you all think there is some trick or key to meeting a woman that you like and that like you. it seems to me that if you are just your slef and you continue to work on yourself to be the best person you can be, do the things that you like to do, enjoy your own company...eventualy you will meet someone interesting who likes you too.

 

just live your life.

 

Muffy, if you read what i wrote you'll see that that's what I am doing.

 

i just wanna bitch about the in-between times.

i was responding to billygoat wink.gif
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Well Muffy, that was what I was going to show him wazzup.gif Now I'm out a case of beer madgo_ron.gif and women have been demystified for all these potential clients.... tongue.gif

 

Girl, can't you see I'm working here boxing_smiley.gif

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Well Muffy, that was what I was going to show him wazzup.gif Now I'm out a case of beer madgo_ron.gif and women have been demystified for all these potential clients.... tongue.gif

 

Girl, can't you see I'm working here boxing_smiley.gif

fruit.giffruit.giffruit.giffruit.gif all the boys should now send me a case of beer wink.gif
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You are correct about that...got stood up. god damn it

Did you tell her your full name? Google is a bitch, eh? Bummer Mike, I just read this whole thread and my advice was going to be to find one running at Forest Park. Too bad it didn't work out, try again. It's just up the road from you, and the best time to go is on a sunny weekday after 5pm. And don't tell them your last name this time yellaf.gif.

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