jmace Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 but there aren't many climber types around. Maybe there is this really great, really perfect for me girl about two blocks away and I don't even know it... Okay dude first why do you want your GF to climb? So she has gnarly hands from climbing? big muscles? the list goes on on the other hand you could have a girl who thinks your badass for climbing rock really has no idea your a wimpy sprt climber, has dinner a warm bath and is all pretty and soft when you get home, gauranteed time out with the guys and guranteed action when you get home from conquering rock!! its a no brainer!!! Quote
layton Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 I was expecting this thread to have been started by Mike_Layton. Actually, I just moved to near the Peal District in PDX and wouldn't mind going on a date with a climber girl. Still on the road till sunday, however... Quote
willstrickland Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 Nalo dude, you look like Sean Hannity's little brother. Greg_W might be interested in givin' you some action. Quote
sk Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 but there aren't many climber types around. Maybe there is this really great, really perfect for me girl about two blocks away and I don't even know it... Okay dude first why do you want your GF to climb? So she has gnarly hands from climbing? big muscles? the list goes on on the other hand you could have a girl who thinks your badass for climbing rock really has no idea your a wimpy sprt climber, has dinner a warm bath and is all pretty and soft when you get home, gauranteed time out with the guys and guranteed action when you get home from conquering rock!! its a no brainer!!! Girl Climbers Do it HARDER you are such a trolling putz I could eat you for breakfast, and go back for seconds. SISSY Quote
John Frieh Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 I was expecting this thread to have been started by Mike_Layton. Actually, I just moved to near the Peal District in PDX and wouldn't mind going on a date with a climber girl. Still on the road till sunday, however... D00D! You're living in the pearl?! You yuppie... you're going to have a MILF overload living down there... have fun! Quote
John Frieh Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 but there aren't many climber types around. Maybe there is this really great, really perfect for me girl about two blocks away and I don't even know it... Okay dude first why do you want your GF to climb? So she has gnarly hands from climbing? big muscles? the list goes on on the other hand you could have a girl who thinks your badass for climbing rock really has no idea your a wimpy sprt climber, has dinner a warm bath and is all pretty and soft when you get home, gauranteed time out with the guys and guranteed action when you get home from conquering rock!! its a no brainer!!! Obviously you have never dated a non climber or you would be familiar with the "what do you mean you are going climbing again" phrase... And no muscles on your girls? What are you a 109 lb weakling? Afraid she might smack you? Climbing girls kick ass. Quote
sk Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 but there aren't many climber types around. Maybe there is this really great, really perfect for me girl about two blocks away and I don't even know it... Okay dude first why do you want your GF to climb? So she has gnarly hands from climbing? big muscles? the list goes on on the other hand you could have a girl who thinks your badass for climbing rock really has no idea your a wimpy sprt climber, has dinner a warm bath and is all pretty and soft when you get home, gauranteed time out with the guys and guranteed action when you get home from conquering rock!! its a no brainer!!! Obviously you have never dated a non climber or you would be familiar with the "what do you mean you are going climbing again" phrase... And no muscles on your girls? What are you a 109 lb weakling? Afraid she might smack you? Climbing girls kick ass. Nolse gets many gold stars YAY Quote
jmace Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 Girl Climbers Do it HARDER you are such a trolling putz I could eat you for breakfast, and go back for seconds. SISSY Easy now, I wouldn't expect anything less from a girl who lives in Mufftown, in fact if you couldnt help yourself to seconds im sure you couldnt live in Mufftown. Seriously though all you have say in regards to why you shouldnt have a girlfriend climber is that you can do it harder, I think I'll stay with the soft and cuddly types who do it dainty!! Quote
RuMR Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 Actually people will start trying to call you gay and troll you extra hard if you get some play off the board... Look at the gallery sometime and check how many views photos of girls get over any other photo posted... it will crack you up! A lot of people on this site surf it more for dating opportunities (as unsuccessful as they are) than climbing... Pot, meet kettle. Don't you have a tree to go pee on? Thanks for proving my point d00d! You climbing 5.9 yet? hey bad ass...what if he doesn't climb 5.9??? Quote
scott_harpell Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 I can't climb 5.9 Who cares?!? Quote
jmace Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 Obviously you have never dated a non climber or you would be familiar with the "what do you mean you are going climbing again" phrase... I didnt say find a whiny girl, I said you dont want a man girl. And no muscles on your girls? What are you a 109 lb weakling? Afraid she might smack you? No I just dont need a girl with big muscles, maybe you do, maybe a bit of manliness turns you on. Climbing girls kick ass. I agree but not as my girlfriend. Quote
scott_harpell Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 touche... i just may have to get me one of those. Quote
sk Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 Girl Climbers Do it HARDER you are such a trolling putz I could eat you for breakfast, and go back for seconds. SISSY Easy now, I wouldn't expect anything less from a girl who lives in Mufftown, in fact if you couldnt help yourself to seconds im sure you couldnt live in Mufftown. Seriously though all you have say in regards to why you shouldnt have a girlfriend climber is that you can do it harder, I think I'll stay with the soft and cuddly types who do it dainty!! Yep you are right I am more bad ass and butch than most men. Takes quite a TIGER to tame me Quote
specialed Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 I think I'll stay with the soft and cuddly types who do it dainty!! You must be a soft cock sport climber. Quote
RuMR Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 I think I'll stay with the soft and cuddly types who do it dainty!! You must be a soft cock sport climber. Quote
sk Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 I think I'll stay with the soft and cuddly types who do it dainty!! You must be a soft cock sport climber. Or a gym "climber" Quote
jmace Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 (edited) For the sake of more punishment, You got me there, I climb with a soft cock, i suppose thats why I dont want a climbing girlfriend. I geuss thats another thing to watch out for in the hills: hard cock climbers, yikes Thanks for the fun, I'm going home now. Edited September 30, 2004 by jmace Quote
sk Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 hard cock climbers, yikes well the soft cocks are of NO use to me Quote
Stefan Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 Well, I recently moved to capitol hill in seattle, and love the music and local madness but there aren't many climber types around. Maybe there is this really great, really perfect for me girl about two blocks away and I don't even know it... maybe she's reading CC.com right now... no? oh well, scenesters will have to do. goodnight. Good for you nalo sticking out your neck. If I knew anybody single and in their low 20's then I would send them to you...alas I do not. One recommendation: Always keep all your possibilities open and do not limit yourself to just a climbing woman. Why fish in a lake when you can fish the ocean! Quote
BreezyD Posted October 1, 2004 Posted October 1, 2004 Climbing girls kick ass. At what point am I considered a "climber" so I can kick ass too? Quote
Alpinfox Posted October 1, 2004 Posted October 1, 2004 I think the saying goes, "if you are having fun, you are the climber". Something like that... Quote
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