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Mmm....Unibroue is good. There's a couple of stores in town with a shitload of the Belgian shizzy.

 

Not Belgian, is Unibroue... maybe Belgian style...

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CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER

 

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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

-Jack Handy

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "

-Frank Sinatra

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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

-Ernest Hemingway

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

-Henny Youngman

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

-Stephen Wright

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

-Brian O'Rourke

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

-Benjamin Franklin

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

-Dave Barry

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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!

-ANON

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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

-ANON

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

-ANON

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thumbs_up.gif PBR 12 packs on sale at my local QFC $11.00 for two. Gonna stock up on my summertime standard beer. Hell how can you go wrong with America's blue ribbon choice of 1893?
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I just bought a case for $10.99 at Rite-Aid. Its the best beer in America. It won a blue ribbon. That's what a blue ribbon means.

 

Damn it you got yours for a penny cheaper, I guess I gotta switch PBR supply stores.

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