marylou Posted January 20, 2004 Posted January 20, 2004 No, I'm not doing it today either. Sorry dude. Quote
minx Posted January 20, 2004 Posted January 20, 2004 yeah...not til i get my taxes done. some things are unavoidable Quote
badvoodoo Posted January 20, 2004 Posted January 20, 2004 Can I transfer my death credit to someone else? I can think of MANY candidates that are FAR more qualified than me. Quote
ScottP Posted January 20, 2004 Posted January 20, 2004 Does this override all previous death notices, or do they run concurrent? Quote
arlen Posted January 20, 2004 Posted January 20, 2004 what, and miss the fun when cavey moves up to four letter words? Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 20, 2004 Author Posted January 20, 2004 No it is a new death threat. Â Arlen I hope my dog pisses, and shats on your rope and gear if we ever meet. Then our encounter in the world will be complete. Quote
EWolfe Posted January 20, 2004 Posted January 20, 2004 Not today. How about never? Does never work for you? Quote
Doctorb Posted January 20, 2004 Posted January 20, 2004 "The"? You want me to "The"? Speak some sense, boy! Quote
fenderfour Posted January 20, 2004 Posted January 20, 2004 You know, I decided long ago that I would live forever. I just wasn't going to die. So far, it's worked out great. I can't see it changing any time soon. Quote
arlen Posted January 20, 2004 Posted January 20, 2004 Arlen I hope my dog pisses, and shats on your rope and gear if we ever meet.  Not if i shat on your dog first  Quote
Off_White Posted January 20, 2004 Posted January 20, 2004 I'll fart and you'll wish you had. Â I know a guy who went on a fishing trip with two of his buddies and they had a farting contest in the truck on the way there. The person who broke first and rolled down the window lost. My friend was proud of the fact that although he did have a round of the dry heaves, he did not open the window. Apparently the fellow who gorged on Del Taco bean burritos and lots of pickled herring brought something really special to the festival. Quote
lummox Posted January 20, 2004 Posted January 20, 2004 I know a guy who went on a fishing trip with two of his buddies and they had a farting contest in the truck on the way there. The person who broke first and rolled down the window lost. My friend was proud of the fact that although he did have a round of the dry heaves, he did not open the window. Apparently the fellow who gorged on Del Taco bean burritos and lots of pickled herring brought something really special to the festival. crazy fun wit your friends. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 21, 2004 Author Posted January 21, 2004 Thanks for all the replies. Â The ones with hatred responses seemed most refreshing and gave me the big smile. Â All you hating responders jump in a lake, swallow a snake, and come up with a belly ache. Â Latah Quote
rr666 Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 I'll fart and you'll wish you had. Â I know a guy who went on a fishing trip with two of his buddies and they had a farting contest in the truck on the way there. The person who broke first and rolled down the window lost. My friend was proud of the fact that although he did have a round of the dry heaves, he did not open the window. Apparently the fellow who gorged on Del Taco bean burritos and lots of pickled herring brought something really special to the festival. Â I think that is just one of those urban legends... just like this one: A dairy worker who heard that bovine flatulence was largely composed of methane, and potentially explosive, decided to apply the scientific method to the theory. While one of his contented cow charges was hooked up to the milking machine, he waited for the slight tail lift which dairy workers know signals an impending expulsion, generally something to avoid. Our hero struck a match. His satisfaction at seeing the resulting foot-long blue flame lasted mere seconds, before the flame was subsumed by a rectal contraction. The poor Holstein exploded, killing the worker who was struck by a flying femur bone. " Quote
Off_White Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 Fart Contest was the real thing, if you knew my friend and drywall subcontractor you wouldn't doubt it either. Quote
Scott_J Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 No it is a new death threat. Arlen I hope my dog pisses, and shats on your rope and gear if we ever meet. Then our encounter in the world will be complete. Cavey can we bring my Staff and my son's Neo? Quote
archenemy Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 Are you saying that some professional milkman tried to light one up with his cow, but then the cow got a leg up on him? What a gas! Quote
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