EWolfe Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Post your most outrageous avatar personal ad. Nothing serious, of course. Just have fun! Here's mine: "Short, out-of-shape sport climber seeks beautiful goddess belay-slave to carry rope and draws so my legs don't get big. Independently wealthy a +, bonus if you own a pharmacy or liquor store" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 swm w/ large appendage looking for lesbian lust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arlen Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 trask said: swm w/ large appendage looking for lesbian lust You left out "send photo of bass boat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 SWM ISO SWF. N/S, L/D, H/W Prop. 5.5-5.11, 4-6c, 12-24, HS-E3, or 36-24-36. ATC or BFD, No STD or SBD. HVD-HVS, BYOB, no DSHS. V1-V4, no Hep A or 10-4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 MisterE said: Post your most outrageous avatar personal ad. Nothing serious, of course. Just have fun! Here's mine: "Short, out-of-shape sport climber seeks beautiful goddess belay-slave to carry rope and draws so my legs don't get big. Independently wealthy a +, bonus if you own a pharmacy or liquor store" Mine is "hey ladies. Send PM" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 SWM 26 climber...aw fuck it. I want to screw you outta your clothes and your money and abandon you when I feel "trapped." You must be really hot and loaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalhead_Mojo Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 SWM seeks SWF. 1) You must be 18-25 years old. 2) You must be bi-sexual, or bi-curious. 3) You must be facially attractive, curvy and have great tits and a great ass 4) You must be experienced orally and anally. 5) You must be severly obedient. Hair color unimportant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 13, 2003 Author Share Posted November 13, 2003 Dru said: MisterE said: Post your most outrageous avatar personal ad. Nothing serious, of course. Just have fun! Here's mine: "Short, out-of-shape sport climber seeks beautiful goddess belay-slave to carry rope and draws so my legs don't get big. Independently wealthy a +, bonus if you own a pharmacy or liquor store" Mine is "hey ladies. Send PM" Woohoo! We're having fun now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 "Hi, my name is Erik. Me and my girlfriend Robert are looking for a bi-couple to frolic with." Send resume and picture to: erikdoesmen@noshame.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 come with me;-) sexually charged free spirit seeks freaky chicas for co-self-love-fest. no exchange of body fluids required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 I'll play DWF seeks ropegun/master to climb and play with. Must be confident comanding and enjoy cooking. must have large biceps, nice ass, love the mountains and being outside. Big Truck and a dog a plus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 baah bahh baaahh. baa bahh, baaahh baah bahhhh. baaahh bahh bah. bah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 lI1|1! said: baah bahh baaahh. baa bahh, baaahh baah bahhhh. baaahh bahh bah. bah. someone will have scores of PM's form erik and Iain by the end of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 michael_layton said: SWM 26 climber...aw fuck it. I want to screw you outta your clothes and your money and abandon you when I feel "trapped." You must be really hot and loaded. wait...i'm pretty sure i dated you last year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 lI1|1! said: baah bahh baaahh. baa bahh, baaahh baah bahhhh. baaahh bahh bah. bah. check your pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: I'll play DWF seeks ropegun/master to climb and play with. Must be confident comanding and enjoy cooking. must have large biceps, nice ass, love the mountains and being outside. Big Truck and a dog a plus. Dammit! I don't have a dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 minx said: michael_layton said: SWM 26 climber...aw fuck it. I want to screw you outta your clothes and your money and abandon you when I feel "trapped." You must be really hot and loaded. wait...i'm pretty sure i was you last year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 MWM seeks bi-curious ambulatory amputee for erotic gymnastics as my dog watches (but does not participate). Teeth are optional and preferably absent. Gangrene considered a plus. Please forward detailed photos of scars to IEATFLESH@AOL.COM Age and marital status unimportant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 must encourage, or at least tolerate, the dirty sanchez on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 MWM, seeking both cc.com women to perform naked crevasse jumps in good style for photo shoot. Jumps will be made similar to form shown in photo below. Invigorating opportunity to begin modeling career. Cocoa provided after shoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 if you like pina coladas and gettin caught in the rain . . . you are entering a world of pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: I'll play DWF seeks ropegun/master to climb and play with. Must be confident comanding and enjoy cooking. must have large biceps, nice ass, love the mountains and being outside. Big Truck and a dog a plus. You forgot 'send picture of truck and dog.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 muffy's too picky. i just want a picture of their rack and rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 minx said: muffy's too picky. i just want a picture of their rack and rope. I'm not picky... just specific Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Fat and Boring! A hairy, garila looking dood w/small pennis. No job/no car/no house. Need blond hotty to cook, clean, bring home the bacon, and preform kinky sexual acts. Call Fejas @ 555-1212 serious incuries only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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