Terminal_Gravity Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 (edited) I need to hire a new Brewer, Cellar man, Keg Shlepper. No experience necessary...In fact I, I don't want a "know it all" home brewer. The best would be a professional brewer or a smart, strong/healthy person, enthusiastic about work, beer and climbing. If your into climbing or the outdoors, Enterprise OR is a truly great place to live. ( That's why I opened the brewery here.) Rock, peak bagging, backpacking, alpine and water ICE! As well as great fishing, hunting and boating. Benefits...Free beer, paid vacation after a year. 25-35 hours per week, relaxed, non-corporate work environment. No fruit, no honey, no wheat and no marketing departments. Ask ?'s ( or spray) here... or send me a PM with your phone # if your interested. Thanks. Edited September 5, 2003 by Terminal_Gravity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Hire me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 me me me. I know nothing! I haul kegs for free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 What kinda coin are we talking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 hmmm. sounds like fun! pick me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Terminal: Were you at Tim's wedding in Manson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockHard Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 No adjuncts = Reinheitsgebot all the way—pick me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 I'll take the free beer and great climbing!! Two outta three ain't bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Man, where were you 10 years ago TG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal_Gravity Posted September 5, 2003 Author Share Posted September 5, 2003 Greg_W said: What kinda coin are we talking? People don't get rich as brewers, but I pay well above the average brewer wage in rural america. I currently am paying $12/hr for a fully trained brewer plus an annual bonus. Starting wage would be lower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal_Gravity Posted September 5, 2003 Author Share Posted September 5, 2003 Stefan said: Terminal: Were you at Tim's wedding in Manson? No I missed it ...or I would have found you. Can you PM me his e-mail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Terminal_Gravity said: I need to hire a new Brewer, Cellar man, Keg Shlepper. No experience necessary...In fact I, I don't want a "know it all" home brewer. The best would be a professional brewer or a smart, strong/healthy person, enthusiastic about work, beer and climbing. If your into climbing or the outdoors, Enterprise OR is a truly great place to live. ( That's why I opened the brewery here.) Rock, peak bagging, backpacking, alpine and water ICE! As well as great fishing, hunting and boating. Benefits...Free beer, paid vacation after a year. 25-35 hours per week, relaxed, non-corporate work environment. No fruit, no honey, no wheat and no marketing departments. Ask ?'s ( or spray) here... or send me a PM with your phone # if your interested. Thanks. CALL TEX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 business must be good. fukin awesome place to live tho joseph is better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yos Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 no marketing = no $ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal_Gravity Posted September 5, 2003 Author Share Posted September 5, 2003 Yos said: no marketing = no $ Making beer is a beautiful blend of art and science. It takes passion and diligence to make it. If you don't have that, your beer will be marginal at best and the best marketing efforts won't fix it. They will only garuantee that any profits realizeable will never do anything accept line the pockets of the fucking marketeer bottom feeding slime. When I was plant engineer at Portland Brewing 10 years ago I found out that the VP of Marketing and his main assistant made more money that the entire production staff, collectively. YES, All of the hard working people that made the beer, cleaned the tanks, bottled and kegged and warehoused and busted their ass to try to acctually produce somthing made less money than a couple of marketing dicks. ( Welcome to america) I don't have to buy in. Let's see I have bought 2 banners at $90 dollars each and have donated beer to just about any worthy cause. That is the sum total of my marketing efforts in 7 years of brewing. I am the most consistently growing small brewery in Oregon. In fact I am now the 8th largest brewing company in the state. I think Portland Brewing is 5th and they produce about 35 times as much beer as I do, sell and market it all over the US, scam money out of thousands of beer enthusiast by selling worthless shares of stock. You can feel the desparate , downtroden attitude of the production staff. Guess what, Little Terminal Gravity Brewing made more profit that giant Portland brewing for the last two years...That being said, I'm sure the marketeers and upper management, personnaly made a whole hell of a lot more than I did....at the expense of the workers and the share holders. PBC is just one example, Widmer and Bridgeport are just as bad and Pyrimid is so heinous that they scammed the employees out of their savings to buy shares. I really don't aspire to be like those breweries. I like making good beer, I am thankful that people enjoy it and am really happy that I can pay rent and buy climbing gear. Corporate brewers can kiss my pimpley white ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Say it loud and say it proud! Let yer freak flag fly brother. This is real beer made by real people in a very real place. You don't have to be huge to be successful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Terminal_Gravity said: Yos said: no marketing = no $ Making beer is a beautiful blend of art and science. It takes passion and diligence to make it. If you don't have that, your beer will be marginal at best and the best marketing efforts won't fix it. They will only garuantee that any profits realizeable will never do anything accept line the pockets of the fucking marketeer bottom feeding slime. When I was plant engineer at Portland Brewing 10 years ago I found out that the VP of Marketing and his main assistant made more money that the entire production staff, collectively. YES, All of the hard working people that made the beer, cleaned the tanks, bottled and kegged and warehoused and busted their ass to try to acctually produce somthing made less money than a couple of marketing dicks. ( Welcome to america) I don't have to buy in. Let's see I have bought 2 banners at $90 dollars each and have donated beer to just about any worthy cause. That is the sum total of my marketing efforts in 7 years of brewing. I am the most consistently growing small brewery in Oregon. In fact I am now the 8th largest brewing company in the state. I think Portland Brewing is 5th and they produce about 35 times as much beer as I do, sell and market it all over the US, scam money out of thousands of beer enthusiast by selling worthless shares of stock. You can feel the desparate , downtroden attitude of the production staff. Guess what, Little Terminal Gravity Brewing made more profit that giant Portland brewing for the last two years...That being said, I'm sure the marketeers and upper management, personnaly made a whole hell of a lot more than I did....at the expense of the workers and the share holders. PBC is just one example, Widmer and Bridgeport are just as bad and Pyrimid is so heinous that they scammed the employees out of their savings to buy shares. I really don't aspire to be like those breweries. I like making good beer, I am thankful that people enjoy it and am really happy that I can pay rent and buy climbing gear. Corporate brewers can kiss my pimpley white ass. HHHHOOOOOORRRRAAAAAYYYYYY for THE BEER GOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 what does pbr spend for marketing? they seem to be doing okay. redneck. white socks. and blue ribbon beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-rock Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 TG! Wishing it was time for a career change here, but prol not. We are picking up a keg o' sumtin TG for our party this Sat. PM me if you'll be in town! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal_Gravity Posted September 5, 2003 Author Share Posted September 5, 2003 lummox said: what does pbr spend for marketing? they seem to be doing okay. redneck. white socks. and blue ribbon beer. "Blue Velvet" was prolly the best thang that ever heppened to PBR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Terminal_Gravity said: I need to hire a new Brewer, Cellar man, Keg Shlepper. Perhaps we need an employment forum, to go along with the new rock climbing forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal_Gravity Posted September 5, 2003 Author Share Posted September 5, 2003 Alex said: Terminal_Gravity said: I need to hire a new Brewer, Cellar man, Keg Shlepper. Perhaps we need an employment forum, to go along with the new rock climbing forum. Sorry, Alex. I get your point. If it weren't for the fact that the climbing is a good reason for somebody to move here, I guess it would be totally inapropriate to post a job offer on this board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal_Gravity Posted September 5, 2003 Author Share Posted September 5, 2003 b-rock said: TG! Wishing it was time for a career change here, but prol not. We are picking up a keg o' sumtin TG for our party this Sat. PM me if you'll be in town! Happy B-day, Jeff. Sorry I won't make it. Enjoy the beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 If I was done paying off all my college/car/etc. loans I would be all over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa_Eagle Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 so still no plans to get a bottling machine, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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