lummox Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 eat shit? shit spraying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 Only on Rye bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bird Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 Sometimes when I am at a party I'll open up the top and piss in the tank... just for fun. Haven't shit in one yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 Note to self: Never invite bird over to the house for a visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa_Eagle Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 I was thinking the exact same thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 so was I - and that corroborates why I don't have dirtbag climber partys at my place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 bird said: Sometimes when I am at a party I'll open up the top and piss in the tank... Hey I think I might have done that drunk one night. I thought the lid felt heavier than usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 trask said: so was I - and that corroborates why I don't have dirtbag climber partys at my place Can't have folks fouling the drinking water supply, eh, Trask-o? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bird Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 sobo said: Note to self: Never invite bird over to the house for a visit. Yeah, I've pissed on my fair share of toothbrushes, but those days are way behind me. You never know. Maybe we know each other. Maybe I have been to a bunch of your parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: trask said: so was I - and that corroborates why I don't have dirtbag climber partys at my place Can't have folks fouling the drinking water supply, eh, Trask-o? Shut the fuck up, or I will beat you like a dwarfish donkey jockey trying to take over 747 with a rubber knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 trask said: Dr_Flash_Amazing said: trask said: so was I - and that corroborates why I don't have dirtbag climber partys at my place Can't have folks fouling the drinking water supply, eh, Trask-o? Shut the fuck up, or I will beat you like a dwarfish donkey jockey trying to take over 747 with a rubber knife. Wait, which one of us is playing the part of the dwarfish jockey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 MissNormandy said: sobo said: MissNormandy said: He's got his shitter, I've got my bidet, problem solved. You piss and shit in a bidet?? Ewwwwwwwe! someday... The master bathroom will have a urinal, a toilet and a bidet... No more golden showers on Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 MisterE said:[ You, Sir, deserve to spend the rest of your life alone and frustrated. FUCK YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted August 15, 2003 Author Share Posted August 15, 2003 sisu_suomi said: MisterE said:[ You, Sir, deserve to spend the rest of your life alone and frustrated. FUCK YOU! Sisu, where's the love, man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 bird said: sobo said: Note to self: Never invite bird over to the house for a visit. Yeah, I've pissed on my fair share of toothbrushes, but those days are way behind me. You never know. Maybe we know each other. Maybe I have been to a bunch of your parties I shudder at the thought... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Speaking of pissing on or in things... There was this guy that usta invite him self to all of our keggers, and none of us like him... he never got the hint when we told him to go away... anywho, he drove a newer convertible mustang... once when I got shit faced, just imagine frank the tank, I stood on his windshield and pissed into his car, about eight beers worth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Fegas, you're a moron. Get a gun, put it to your head, pull trigger. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 STFU you cock chocking dweeb... go deep throat another one of your hermaphrodite fuck toys dick face... do the world a favor and preform a lobotomy on your self ass breath... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Fagass - Your incoherent babbling has reached its zenith. I'll let you have this last word if you guarantee it will be your last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 bird said: Yeah, I've pissed on my fair share of toothbrushes, but those days are way behind me. You never know. Maybe we know each other. Maybe I have been to a bunch of your parties Funny, but grose Reminds me of "American Pie 2" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 MissNormandy said: He's got his shitter, I've got my bidet, problem solved. When I was growing up, I went to work with my step-dad at a condo at the Ritz-Carlton in Boston. The place was SWANK, let me tell you. They were doing the drywall, among other things, and I was the slave for the day. I went to use the bathroom, and found this funky looking toilet next to the real toilet. Having no clue at the time as to how the other half lives, I could only imagine that it was washing your feet or something. I fiddled with the handle, and WOW, water gushing up from the weird drain at the bottom and literally blasting away at the unpainted ceiling. I backed away, in a panic, with water "douching" the ceiling. Regaining composer, I shut off the water, but the drywall on the ceiling was trashed. My step-father and his colleague were none too thrilled...And that is how I trashed the ceiling of a bathroom in a multi-million dollar condominium at the Ritz-Carlton in Boston with a bidet that I thought was a foot washer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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