Necronomicon Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Try this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 now listen up young trask, here are the rulzzz of life! Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 "So what I'm trying to say is, you're never ever gonna be much taller than this!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 "Blind people should have midgets instead of dogs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 "I told you before, you little squirt, I'll cut Willis in on the profits when he stops using the shit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 "So no shit, there I am, waxin' two hookers at once on the kitchen counter, when Mrs. Drummond comes home!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 "Mmkay, now put your head right about where my hand is" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissNormandy Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 You see son, you are black, so you better start geting used to getting in trouble for stuff you didn't do. Now I'll go tell your mother that you broke her Tiffany vase and everything will be just fine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 so yeah, then i had to hang this TOTALLY SICK sloper and like, bust into a kneebar on the slab.... I was totally beached whalin' and my spotter was like " i gotcha dood!" but he was huffin on his bong so.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalius Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 I heard that Arnold is now wokring as a disgruntled doorman to make ends meet. Seems like he blew all his fortune. Anybody else heard this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted August 7, 2003 Author Share Posted August 7, 2003 dalius said: I heard that Arnold is now wokring as a disgruntled doorman to make ends meet. Seems like he blew all his fortune. Anybody else heard this? Â What kind of caption is this????? Who fucking cares??? Get with the program!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted August 7, 2003 Author Share Posted August 7, 2003 Â "Just a little...closer...I...I just want to pat your...your sweet afro. Yes...closer...so sweet..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 "Now I'm not going to ask you again - gimme back my wallet!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 MissNormandy said: You see son, you are black, so you better start geting used to getting in trouble for stuff you didn't do. Now I'll go tell your mother that you broke her Tiffany vase and everything will be just fine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissNormandy Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Yesterday I was running in Wallingford and I saw this brand spankin new white convertable Mercedes back out of a driveway with the top down and there was this hot black guy driving it and about a block down the road I watched a cop pull him over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted August 7, 2003 Author Share Posted August 7, 2003 MissNormandy said: Yesterday I was running in Wallingford and I saw this brand spankin new white convertable Mercedes back out of a driveway with the top down and there was this hot black guy driving it and about a block down the road I watched a cop pull him over. Â One time, I posted this picture to cc.com so that people could put funny captions under it to make me laugh, and then all these clowns started posting this shit that isn't a funny caption, but a "me me me" anecdote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Yesterday I was running in Wallingford and I saw this brand spankin new white convertable Mercedes back out of a driveway with the top down and there was this hot black guy driving it and about a block down the road I watched a cop pull him over. oh bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 MissNormandy said: Yesterday I was running in Wallingford and I saw this brand spankin new white convertable Mercedes back out of a driveway with the top down and there was this hot black guy driving it and about a block down the road I watched a cop pull him over. The picture of your tits that you PM'd me sucked. You suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Necro, you try to be funny, but you're not. You're a pathetic little man, with a pathetic little dick and a rash. Eat shit and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Necronomicon said: MissNormandy said: Yesterday I was running in Wallingford and I saw this brand spankin new white convertable Mercedes back out of a driveway with the top down and there was this hot black guy driving it and about a block down the road I watched a cop pull him over. Â One time, I posted this picture to cc.com so that people could put funny captions under it to make me laugh, and then all these clowns started posting this shit that isn't a funny caption, but a "me me me" anecdote. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Trask was all like: The picture of your tits that you PM'd me sucked. You suck. Â This one? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissNormandy Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Well what the hell did you expect? Jenna Jamison? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryland_moore Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 "In order to run for the governor of California, we are going to have to put you on a strict weight training program and growth hormones if you ever want to compete with Arnold. We will also have to get you some bitches in your entorage so you can compete against Larry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Â Â "...and if you should come up against Shwarzenegger in a debate, a short, sharp, shot to the scrodes ought to bring him to his knees." Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 "...and if that bitch ever acts up, a quick back hand usally does the trick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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