sobo Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 LDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003  and  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 damn i'm too slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 a tad slow, gt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 beat you to the slow comment to sobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 now I'm too slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 damn! that's twice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 forget the MORmons when is Krakauer gonna take on the SIMmons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 The gist of the complaints is that, having climbed to the top of the world and written well about it, does an admitted agnostic really think he can take on a popular religion? Or even get it? Â this kind of logic has unsurprisingly not prevented the mormon church to want to regulate human activities all around the world, activities they presumably knew squat about. Â jon krakauer is getting better and better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 j_b said: The gist of the complaints is that, having climbed to the top of the world and written well about it, does an admitted agnostic really think he can take on a popular religion? Or even get it? Â what? this kind of logic has unsurprisingly not prevented the mormon church to want to regulate human activities all around the world, activities they presumably knew squat about. Â jon krakauer is getting better and better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Interesting, thanks for letting me know about this book, should be a good read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 my point is that the mormon church proselytizes its religion all over the world to people holding various other creeds (which, in general, have been followed for centuries or millenia: aministic, catholic, etc ...). why should they attempt to deny someone of no religious creed the right to criticize their religion on the basis he is not of their creed? hypocrites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 j_b said: my point is that the mormon church proselytizes its religion all over the world to people holding various other creeds (which, in general, have been followed for centuries or millenia: aministic, catholic, etc ...). why should they attempt to deny someone of no religious creed the right to criticize their religion on the basis he is not of their creed? hypocrites. Â Or more simply stated...the mormons suck and are a cult. Next subject... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanr Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Yeah, but the Mormons have basketball courts IN THEIR CHURCHES and they actively encourage dancing to their youth. Growing up Baptist I thought dancing was naughtier than sex. They may be a cult and they may have some seriously wacked doctrine, but they do a pretty good job of making it seem interesting to youngsters, some other denominations should be taking notes. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Mormons are fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 AlpineK said: Mormons are fucked up In celebration of Barbie's 40th birthday - Mattel has created a Mormon Barbie for those folks in Utah. The most popular, Celestial Barbie, comes with 8.4 children. She wears a mid-calf flower print Laura Ashley dress with conservative flats (no heels), a bow in her flowing, shoulder-length hair with puffy bangs. Â Barbie wears a permanent smile, knows how to bake bread, store wheat, feed a family of 12 on less than $200 a week, make casseroles and Jell-O salads, and still find time to read her scriptures. Â She comes with an MAV (Dodge/Ford/Nissan/whatever mini-van, otherwise known as a Mormon Assault Vehicle). When you pull the cord in her back, she becomes emotional, teary and says things like, "You have such a special spirit Sister Jones" or "Love ya." Occasionally you can find one that says "Oh my heck!" but be warned: this is a manufacturer's defect. Celestial Barbie would never say "heck" because it's a swear word! You can buy a Celestial Ken to go with celestial Barbie, but he's hard to find. (Probably because he's off fulfilling some priesthood leadership calling, so he's rarely home.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 trask said: AlpineK said: Mormons are fucked up In celebration of Barbie's 40th birthday - Mattel has created a Mormon Barbie for those folks in Utah. The most popular, Celestial Barbie, comes with 8.4 children. She wears a mid-calf flower print Laura Ashley dress with conservative flats (no heels), a bow in her flowing, shoulder-length hair with puffy bangs. Â Barbie wears a permanent smile, knows how to bake bread, store wheat, feed a family of 12 on less than $200 a week, make casseroles and Jell-O salads, and still find time to read her scriptures. Â She comes with an MAV (Dodge/Ford/Nissan/whatever mini-van, otherwise known as a Mormon Assault Vehicle). When you pull the cord in her back, she becomes emotional, teary and says things like, "You have such a special spirit Sister Jones" or "Love ya." Occasionally you can find one that says "Oh my heck!" but be warned: this is a manufacturer's defect. Celestial Barbie would never say "heck" because it's a swear word! You can buy a Celestial Ken to go with celestial Barbie, but he's hard to find. (Probably because he's off fulfilling some priesthood leadership calling, so he's rarely home.) Â Bwahahahahahaha!!!! Celestial Ken comes dressed in dark slacks, white shirt, dark tie. Accessories include a backpack, namebadge, mountain bike and white bike helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Greg_W said: trask said: AlpineK said: Mormons are fucked up In celebration of Barbie's 40th birthday - Mattel has created a Mormon Barbie for those folks in Utah. The most popular, Celestial Barbie, comes with 8.4 children. She wears a mid-calf flower print Laura Ashley dress with conservative flats (no heels), a bow in her flowing, shoulder-length hair with puffy bangs. Â Barbie wears a permanent smile, knows how to bake bread, store wheat, feed a family of 12 on less than $200 a week, make casseroles and Jell-O salads, and still find time to read her scriptures. Â She comes with an MAV (Dodge/Ford/Nissan/whatever mini-van, otherwise known as a Mormon Assault Vehicle). When you pull the cord in her back, she becomes emotional, teary and says things like, "You have such a special spirit Sister Jones" or "Love ya." Occasionally you can find one that says "Oh my heck!" but be warned: this is a manufacturer's defect. Celestial Barbie would never say "heck" because it's a swear word! You can buy a Celestial Ken to go with celestial Barbie, but he's hard to find. (Probably because he's off fulfilling some priesthood leadership calling, so he's rarely home.) Â Bwahahahahahaha!!!! Celestial Ken comes dressed in dark slacks, white shirt, dark tie. Accessories include a backpack, namebadge, mountain bike and white bike helmet. Â and lives next door to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 trask said: but he's hard to find. (Probably because he's off fulfilling some priesthood leadership calling, so he's rarely home.) He's out gettin' it on with some natives in the Amazon and shoving the book in their faces as a victory cigar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 When the Jehovah Witness bimbos come to my door, I always try to answer with an open bathrobe and a stiff smile from Mr. Happy . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 and you shout out "WITNESS THIS SUCKAS BWHAHAHA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 i find it extremly repulsive how you people attack and slander baby jesus's children. you are all lamb's to the slaughter! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 erik said: i find it extremly repulsive how you people attack and slander baby jesus's children. you are all lamb's to the slaughter! Â No shit Erik? Why don't you jump your nasty ass back into DFA's lap, and shut the fuck up already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 trask said: When the Jehovah Witness bimbos come to my door, I always try to answer with an open bathrobe and a stiff smile from Mr. Happy . Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissNormandy Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 trask said: When the Jehovah Witness bimbos come to my door, I always try to answer with an open bathrobe and a stiff smile from Mr. Happy . Â ME TOO Â Â *soulmates* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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