richard_noggin Posted May 15, 2003 Posted May 15, 2003 Short people creep me out too. They like sneek up on you from behind and when you turn around you fall on them . i dunno about those itsy bitsy hands, kinda wimpy. When they can't bust a move it's (oh i'm too short) What up with the smaller they are the bigger suv or truck they drive Quote
catbirdseat Posted May 15, 2003 Posted May 15, 2003 Short People Short People got no reason Short People got no reason Short People got no reason To live They got little hands Little eyes They walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People `Round here Short People are just the same As you and I (A Fool Such As I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's A Wonderful World) Short People got nobody Short People got nobody Short People got nobody To love They got little baby legs That stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello They got little cars That go beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People 'Round here Quote
kitten Posted May 15, 2003 Posted May 15, 2003 That hits this 'girlie' hard!!! I don't use my height as an excuse for much - I use a lot of step stools, and climb on the counter tops to reach things. Except when I want to get close to a good looking guy - then that changes EVERYTHING! Quote
kelz Posted May 15, 2003 Posted May 15, 2003 agreed, pretty funny auto sig. curious tho, how tall are you guys/girlz? and how tall must one be not to creep you out? Quote
Fejas Posted May 15, 2003 Posted May 15, 2003 Shit I'm 5'1" and couldn't palm a grapfruit if ya paid me... hows that for creepy... Quote
kitten Posted May 15, 2003 Posted May 15, 2003 kelz said: agreed, pretty funny auto sig. curious tho, how tall are you guys/girlz? and how tall must one be not to creep you out? Very good thought... Erik didn't seem to jump too much around me I'm 61 inches tall - old nickname "Shorty". Quote
sk Posted May 15, 2003 Posted May 15, 2003 "I'm not short.... my feet touch the ground" my mum says that she is 5' 3" Quote
EWolfe Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 trask said: my dick is 62" Finally! Verification that Trask is indeed ALL DICK! Quote
rbw1966 Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 Fejas said: Shit I'm 5'1" and couldn't palm a grapfruit if ya paid me... hows that for creepy... Do you have a flat head? Dentures? Quote
kitten Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 MisterE said: trask said: my dick is 62" Finally! Verification that Trask is indeed ALL DICK! Quote
allthumbs Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 That's not even funny morons. You guys hurt my feelings. Quote
RuMR Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 trask said: That's not even funny morons. You guys hurt my feelings. Quote
kitten Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 trask said: That's not even funny morons. You guys hurt my feelings. Oh Darling - You are not using any vile language. Is this REALLY Trask? I didn't mean to hurt your sensitive feelings. Sorry - Quote
Szyjakowski Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 kitten said: trask said: That's not even funny morons. You guys hurt my feelings. Oh Darling - You are not using any vile language. Is this REALLY Trask? I didn't mean to hurt your sensitive feelings. Sorry - Really now Kitten... are you really SORRY???!? I call bullsheit! Quote
kitten Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 Ya tink ya knows me that well? I wouldn't want to hurt a man's feelings around his penis size. Your entire ego is rapped into it. Quote
Szyjakowski Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 kitten said: Ya tink ya knows me that well? I wouldn't want to hurt a man's feelings around his penis size. Your entire ego is rapped into it. Quote
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