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I have decided to play nice. grin.gif

 

I need a little upbeat chatter this afternoon.

Something besides where I jerked off ..... smirk.gif

 

Maybe?

What was the best compliment you were ever given? fruit.gif

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Dr_Flash_Amazing said:

kitten said:

 

What was the best compliment you were ever given? fruit.gif

 

"It's OK, it happens to lots of guys!"

 

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It's OK - IT REALLY does happen to other guys... confused.gif

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kitten said:

What was the best compliment you were ever given? fruit.gif

I swear to god, I went up to Vancouver earlier this year to watch the Canucks beat the Redwings. In a bar on Granville, my buddy is hitting on a chick. She turns to him and says, "Honey, you're cute but I'm taking him (me) home with me and he's going to eat my pussy."

 

Needless to say, I wasn't exactly impressed. Moreover, I have a girlfriend anyway and don't dabble in the old 2-timing thing. Pretty funny though nonetheless.

 

Another time, in college (in Louisiana), I had a wee tryst with a girl on my track team. When I asked her if she'd had an orgasm, she replied (imagine a thick southern accent), "Sheet, ah don't know where you was but you was way up there and ah know you ain't s'posed to be hittin' that sheet." Nice one!!!

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Nope. But i used to be a singer in a band in college, and the owner of the pub where we played, said I had a kind voice...the kind he never wants to hear!!!

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Dave_Schuldt said:

We need a female version of capt caveman. kitten you've realy jumped into the fray, keep up the good work. Now that muffy is not spraying much it's nice to have another female spraymaster.

 

watch it schuldt you are gonna get in trouble puttin muffy and kitten together EVEN ONLY IN A SENTENCE boxing_smiley.gifyellaf.gif

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kitten said:

I have to believe I started a thread for men and the

size of their 'sacred friend'. Geek_em8.gif

Gotta wonder what the truth is???? yelrotflmao.gif

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get your mind out the bedsheets. i werent talking nbout my love muscle. but maybe she was. the_finger.gifwave.gifyelrotflmao.giffruit.gif

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Off_White said:

Quit stirring the shit Dru, Kitten has announced her good intentions. thumbs_up.gif and I for one don't interpret that to mean she's gonna be milquetoast.

 

Dru - You are a troublemaker and that is OK!!! smile.gifsmile.gif

 

Off - Thanks for the faith in me, hope I can live up to your expectations. confused.gif

It shouldn't be too hard - I am ALL woman.

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Szyjakowski said:

ya know kitten... too bad you filed your claws

they make crimpin purty easy!

 

I have never found this to be true. perhaps my skin is weaker than most or something but once i had my nails a bit too long and I was out climbing faces, pulled the nail from the quick and just ended up bloody and not wanting to climb too hard for the next week. Speaking of wich I was falling out of a thinner finger crack on tuesday, and ripped the cutical off my index finger shocked.gif YOUCH!!! but that didn't slow mw down so much. I ended up top roping that one clean on my next turn (finaly) grin.gif

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Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said:

Szyjakowski said:

ya know kitten... too bad you filed your claws

they make crimpin purty easy!

I have never found this to be true. perhaps my skin is weaker than most or something but once i had my nails a bit too long and I was out climbing faces, pulled the nail from the quick and just ended up bloody and not wanting to climb too hard for the next week. Speaking of wich I was falling out of a thinner finger crack on tuesday, and ripped the cutical off my index finger shocked.gif YOUCH!!! but that didn't slow mw down so much. I ended up top roping that one clean on my next turn (finaly) grin.gif

 

Speaking of ripped cuticals, has anyone here personally tried using Super Glue on them, and does it work?

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yes...it worx really well, but its slick, so you have to emory board off the stuff outside the flap or split...i only use it on trips where i don't have time to say "f it, i'll come back later"...

 

BTW it was developed to replace field sutures and there is medical grade stuff for surgery...

 

As an aside, some local smith guns in the late 80's would use formaldehyde to develop sick callouses...

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