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A middle aged couple walk into a marriage councilor's office. They sit down and the woman speaks first, "We're here because of Frank. He has three problems that are threating to break us up. First he never takes a bath. Also, he's always picking his nose and when we have sex, he never let's me get on top."

 

The councilor says to Frank, "do you have any explanation for your behavior?". To which Frank replied, "Doc, it's all my father's fault. When I was a boy, he was always telling me, 'Son don't get in hot water, keep your nose clean and don't fuck up'."

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