Fence_Sitter Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 sno-ball is the only way to fly in teh B.C. has a nice cooling sensation... Quote
sobo Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: sno-ball is the only way to fly in teh B.C. has a nice cooling sensation... Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 plus...i you are on an extended trip, you wont have a shit load of...well shit...and paper to cart home with you... Quote
E-rock Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: sno-ball is the only way to fly in teh B.C. has a nice cooling sensation... That's actually not very desirable if you have hemmorhoids (counter-intuitive, I know) Quote
gapertimmy Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 a nice smooth rock or better yet, your partners balaclava are both favorites, oops since dru started this thread, favourites. Quote
Scott_J Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 All you need is one square per wipe. Fold square in half and then in half again. Find solid corner and cut out a tiny bit of corner very carefully. SAVE THIS CORNER ITS VERY IMORTANT IN THE WIPE PROCESS. Unfold the folds and put finger of choice thru hole created by the corner removal. Run finger thru butt to cleanse yourself. Now fold the paper around finger to remove shit. Finally take the corner that you saved and use it to clean under your finger nail and around cuticle.Alpine lite and not enough paper to worry about in the bush. Quote
allthumbs Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 have your mutt lick your ass hole clean, then give it a big french kiss right timmy? Quote
TBay Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 You forgot posion ivy/oak leaves. check it, three years back while climbing along Potash Road (Moab) a friend, who shall remain nameless, decided to squat in a nearby bushy slot canyon, no need for ass-wipe he said, there's plenty of broad leaf plants and shrubs. he underwent one of those thirty-plus-wipe shits using the wrong leaves and ended up in the local clinic for three days spreadin' it in a stir-up chair Quote
toptimmy Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 Never tried that trask.Seems like it would take too long on account of the dog sniffin first.I did rub a sardine on my crack one time when I ran out of T.P. Fuckin little pussy licked it dry.But dood to suggest I would kiss afterwords is just fuckin sick!Especialy since my dog is male. Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 E-rock said: Fence_Sitter said: sno-ball is the only way to fly in teh B.C. has a nice cooling sensation... That's actually not very desirable if you have hemmorhoids (counter-intuitive, I know) i'm not 80...so i dont have hemmeroids...see... Quote
klar404 Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 ChrisT said: You forgot baby wipes I love getting the little bears DIRTY! Quote
lummox Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 them little fucking handywipes from the kentucky fried chicken. gets yer sack and taint shower fresh. Quote
Dru Posted January 3, 2006 Author Posted January 3, 2006 and after 2 years, snowball is by far in the lead. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 I hear Chuck Norris uses sandpaper. And likes it. Quote
TREETOAD Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 How about dragging your ass along the ground like a dog? Quote
archenemy Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Ew. That makes me think of all the places in my house that my dog's naked butthole has touched. Quote
Dru Posted January 3, 2006 Author Posted January 3, 2006 Ew. That makes me think of all the places on my body that my dog's naked butthole has touched. Quote
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