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Here's one of mine

 

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

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Here's mine...

 

How tall are you, Private?

5'-9", Sir!

5'-9"? Holy dogshit! I didn't know they could stack shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me son?

Sir, no, Sir!

 

blah blah blah

 

You're the kinda guy that would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give that man a reach-around! I'll be watchin' you, boy!! smileysex5.gif

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As good as it gets:

 

secratery: "How do you write women so well?"

 

Jack Niclson: "I think of a man and take away all reason and acountablity..."

 

nothing aginst you girls... sorry women, I just think that quote is hee lary ous...

Posted

"If is the middle word in life...[sic]

 

If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,..."

 

Name the actor and movie.

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Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said:

dryad said:

"Fuck you gently with a chainsaw"

 

yelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gif I thought it was fuck ME gently with a cainsaw... heathers, right?

Yup Heathers, and you're probably right. I haven't seen this flick in a LOOOONG time.

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"The little girl's been here for three weeks all by herself - fuckin' put her in charge!!"

 

along with...

 

"I don't know if you've been keeping up with current events, but we just got our asses kicked!"

 

and...

 

"I say we bug out of here and nuke it from orbit! Game over, man!"

 

all apologies to Bill Paxton

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dryad said:

Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said:

dryad said:

"Fuck you gently with a chainsaw"

 

 

 

yelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gif I thought it was fuck ME gently with a cainsaw... heathers, right?

Yup Heathers, and you're probably right. I haven't seen this flick in a LOOOONG time.

 

It has been burned into my brain for alll time. My girls and I watched it like 800 times senior year evils3d.gifevils3d.gifevils3d.gif

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texplorer said:

Here's one of mine

 

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

that's a bible quote...

Posted (edited)
sobo said:

Here's mine...

 

How tall are you, Private?

5'-9", Sir!

5'-9"? Holy dogshit! I didn't know they could stack shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me son?

Sir, no, Sir!

 

blah blah blah

 

You're the kinda guy that would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give that man a reach-around! I'll be watchin' you, boy!! smileysex5.gif

 

Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?

Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!

Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit

that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of

you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown

stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell

are you from anyway, private?

Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!

Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come

from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to

me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a

person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to

give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

 

 

The full version is for Tex...

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"Something's afoot at the Circle-K!"

- Bill & Ted's Exc. Adv.

 

"Whoah."

- pick a movie starring Keanu Reeves

 

"Yippie ki-ay, motherfucker!"

- The highly talented Bruce Willis in Die Hard

 

"Red snapper! Verrry tasty! Now, are you going to keep the snapper, or see what's in the box?"

- guy on 'Wheel of Fish' in the uber-classic UHF

 

"Hey kid! You wanna make ten bucks?"

"Fuck you, queer!"

- Repo Man

 

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"yeaaa... we're going to need you to go ahead and come in on saturday."

 

 

"Occupational Hypnotherapist?

 

...

 

Besides, I think this guy might be good. He got Ann to loose weight.

 

Peter, she's anorexic.

 

Yea, I know. The guy's really good"

 

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