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Get Smart was possibly the funniest show ever. and agent 99 is still in my porn collection.

I saw it with a bunch of "friends" (i.e. people that do not climb) amd after suffering through 1.5 hours of pseudoscience and some really big leaps in logic and philospohy(like how we're in control of our lives due to the fact that a particle can be in 2 places at once???) i jumped from my seat in the Baghdad theater in PDX and shouted, "What a stupid fucking waste of time. i honestly feel dumber!" only to find that the whole audience gasped at me and my "friends" no longer thought i was cool. carlos castenada wrote more logical pieces of fiction. A brief history of time, and even anything my Michio Kaku, or Elegant Universe, or shit even Dancing Wu Li Masters or the Tao of Physics made this look like a skittles commercial asking me, "what is real?" liked the plucky young black kid with the basketball. any movie where kids know more than adults immediately screams Disney. did i mention i hate this movie?

oh, never mind then. boooooooring. call me when you do them all in a day.

I won't be coming due to the hate directed towards my hillarious conductor joke. fuck you guys. have fun at your stupid party. it won't be a good time w/o my joke anyways.

moley moley moley moley MOOOOOOLLLLEEEEEEE mole mole moooooooollllleeeeee.

we need to start a "get craig climbing somewhere outside of leavenworht" fund. kid has climbed everything.

wow! all those would be a pretty big day. please fwd me route resume on a t-shirt.

we should really get a good trail in back there....for winter time fun too (imagine the skiing potential!!!!)

i just get a black screen

didn't you also nail green dragon in the rain?

bob, stfu! people should try real hard to do this route clean and join the 21st century along with the rest of the yosemite free crowd. Nice job on the route, since this is the 1st Thin Red Line TR (i think) we should really point out that it is no longer acceptable to nail this route b/c it can be done clean. Not to shit on your awesome job, i probably would've brough pins too...but now that this is being read, do it clean from now on.

hahah. hey, camilo...i figured out the video. thanks for the offer.

I need the proper committees to get the t-shirt process started, then send the product off to focus groups before market analysis

or a machette?

yeah, isn't it weird. like a worm-hole into the sierras or something. should be good for a few months. that place gets HOT

wow, they've all lost some weight. good for you guys.

yeah i noticed the date on the sign...looks like somebody was trying to avoid getting killed in the trenches. commie.

that guy looks kinda like Camilo

nice backpacking TR, you should write the American Backpacking Journal and give some talks at REI

it actually surprises you guys that Trask was indeed a loser who didn't climb?

I'd like to voice my complaint right now about the tourists. Please do not encourage tourists or allow them the priviledge of speaking with you. it's a goddamn Q&A session on the hike down. plus, most of them are ugly and worthless. I really think we should try and outlaw the tour-ons from coming to beacon rock. or chain them up in the parking lot, they'd be happier there anyway. I can't believe how these little "committees" form for places like beacon to form bonds with the Tools and Stiffs and focus on the ethics of bolting and dogs, etc...when these are the people who built the monstrosity of that trail to the summit. I could gridbolt and trundle the shit out of the E face slugs be damned and it wouldn't be anywhere as obtrusive as the "retarded sidewalk" trail up from the parking lot. What we should do is chop the trail at a steep cliff section so it just ends in a big drop-off, and put up a big yellow sign that says, "keep walking" just my $0.02

that was me making all that barking and going through peoples packs, not the dogs.

wow, that's so cool we're getting some cool "alpine" route in near bellingham. and man the scenery Can Not Be Beat!!!!!!!

Hey John! What the fuck dude??!!!???