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i think i crushed a 6 year old with my truck this morning. i'm not sure, i was too busy rubbing one out to photos of migrant farm workers being whipped by their white overlords.

I've finished my hedonistic tour de whores in portland. it was too much for a simple boy. fun for about a week, then it just got old. basically dating sucks and i'm over it. i just climb and go to school now.

sweet. what's the olcc website?

someone's touchy!

drat! i'm never gonna find that shit for cheap in portland. someone is going to have a shitty birthday gift now

yes, yes it is.

somebody laugh at and acknowledge my witty comment!

i love it when girls refer to their non-existant penises as in muffy's example, or when a chick says in anger, "suck my dick!" or "i don't have the balls"

so i've had all the wines of the wine spires 'cept Pernod and can't seem to find it anywhere on google? is pernod an old brand name out of production, or a type of grape, or what??? I NEED to find out pretty darn soon. i'd tell you why, but i'd spoil the surprise.

and i just spilled some tuna fish on my junk...hmmmmm what to do what to do

I've seen it! I've seen it! Call the bellingham herald!!!!

hey hey, don't be shy. there there... my PM inbox is warm and dry, and i've got m&m's. you like m&m's don't you. now come on in

Teddy Bear's Picnic Lineup Wherever I may roam in "fun" conditions I'm ready to go start climbin'!

the real thread is going on within the sexy confines of my PM inbox. this is just the roosters peckin' each other for hens thread.

Ok, it's been almost 3 years since our last highly successful girls of cascadeclimbers.com photo contest and there's lots of new prana tops. Lets see em. Winner gets a package of m&m's on me.

annual bitch about where this thread dissappeared off to. it was soooooo stupid. i miss the early days of spray. don't make me start a new thread damnit, cuz i will.

and to me gene, and to me

MattP's gallstone?

Carolyn, unfortunately my helmet got smashed into pieces on a certain fun fun fun climb and had to return it to REI It said, "You Suck and Must Be Punished" Anyone got any spare stickers? wait a tic' i make them!

I've got that show on tape Peter Puget, it rocks.

The Rock Warriors Way had some great stuff in it, maybe this does too? don't knock it till you try it. it really is all in your mind. that said, i don't have 20 bucks to experiment right now, i need a new rope.

if something doesn't work, force it to.

i use only one 90' long cam

can we get back on track here people, or are you zombies now too? dear god, it's worse than i feared!

at the very least, i think we used most of the same letters.