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Isn't that me belaying Ivan? Next time ask for a model release form, please.

And conservatives are conservationists? Or do they just like jam products? No, that would be a preservationist. Dude you are like a cold shower

THAT is a fantastic idea, Dru!

what? a roadside ditch isn't good enough for you? rent a damn hotel room at the 4 seasons mr. fancy french man.

yeah! and have FUN you motherfucker

i had it come on wednessday with a splitting headache, it went away for a couple days, and came on STRONG last night with a totally suffed up head, and some really nice lung fish specimens. feel awful! has anyone gotten this and how long did it go on for!!

I asked Ivan, the Spoon Genie to please turn Erik's broken kitty into a hot little number: "Hey baby, wanna go campin'," I asked "Sure thing ultra hot person," she replied "She's mine!" replied the mean guy across the table Ivan and I had to get Terminal Gravity to dispose of both their bodies We hid out in the lower gorge And we all sat around while the canadian womens climbing team put the ropes up for us

and we rocked it in the lower gorge with constant yells of "take" and "go get help"

I made two fresh venison leg kabobs for the crew

I had lots of fun climbing with y'all down in the gorge, thanks. good campfire too! why was it so mellow compared to the last 2 years though? thanks for coming down from canada canadians, MN Carolyn, and Issacraw Knotzen (sorry you had to split...i got a raging head cold too and felt like shit both days too). much was climbed, more was sprayed, and even more was drunk. i hurt.

not worth a long drive, but fun if nearby

I just realised we are giving Dru directions to smith, crap! Dru, uh....take I-5 south to redmond CALIFORNIA, yeah, that's it. smith is now outside of redmont, ca..not redmond, or.

No it's exit 16 i think follow signs to woodenville. either way take burnside east until it turns into 26

Dude, WTF is your problem with I-5!!!??? I-5 is the most bestest road ever, constant enjoyment. i don't even listen to the stereo on I-5, i'm so enamored being in "the moment"

8 hours on the dot

We gave it that grade to MAKE SURE people would bitch about it, and it worked. ha ha ha ha ha! no i've never done a canadian rockies 5.9 A2, but our route was 5.9 PLUS A2 MINUS I just wrote a TR b/c i love to write about climbing. I didn't expect it to get 10 billion views and be in the paper. The real grade will be in the new beckey guide. slaphappy had a very good point, but i think erik is on "defense" and forgot the reason we gave it such a stupid rating.

I have a titanium leashless 7-11 "shovel straw" for slurpee conditions.

Work for the "fish" in ouray, that would be fun.

You live at the end of the rainbow? He said girls, not gay men.

Nice photo Mark! Gotten published yet? hope so! Becca is a great climber.

They should all breath a big sigh of relief.

Good advise!

but NOLSe, then we would have NOTHING to bitch about and what fun is that???? If you want to be completely honest, all climbing is a stupid waste of our meaningless lives.

yeah. i should be a truck driver or a cabbie or delivery driver. i posted this in a pissed off rant last year when somehow i fell into the "dating" scene and it sucked. getting a date is easy if you find someone you want to go out with. i've always found the issue being the girl's fault of being 1.)stupid 2.)boring 3.)annoying 4.)ultra high maintenance 5.)clingy 6.)so independent that she won't shut up about how independent she is (see #3) 7.)had serious emotional trauma (raped, molested, abortions, etc...) that she still hasn't dealt with. add 1-7 up and you got yourself a climber chick.

i just think it's a waste of time and money bolting something stupid like stein's pillar. go do something interesting, not this piddley stupid shit. if you've got a bunch of bolts and time, email me and i'll make you a little activity list.