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    Pink Floyd

    I've got that show on tape Peter Puget, it rocks.
  2. The Rock Warriors Way had some great stuff in it, maybe this does too? don't knock it till you try it. it really is all in your mind. that said, i don't have 20 bucks to experiment right now, i need a new rope.
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    glorious

    if something doesn't work, force it to.
  4. i use only one 90' long cam
  5. can we get back on track here people, or are you zombies now too? dear god, it's worse than i feared!
  6. at the very least, i think we used most of the same letters.
  7. i bet you have either excessivly tight hamstrings and or weak quads causing the patella to track incorrectly. get a massage and test your stregnth quads to hams 60 - 40 and make turn your leg in, out, and straight to test all the differnt muscles. work the weakest direction with some tubing at high reps. besides that, it could be a gait problem. running stores sometimes give free gait analysis. and of course see a chiropractor to make sure you don't have any joint restrictions in your foot,ankle,and knee.
  8. my boyfriend won't let me go, he wants me in the mountains. sometimes he makes me so mad.
  9. I went last (fri) night. Great gym, and they have weights/pulleys and cardio equip too although i think you'd get stared at by the teenage bro-brah' shirtless crew. I'll probably find myself in there a bunch this winter.
  10. Very funny. You won't be laughing when the zombie jesus gnaws on your skull
  11. I've discovered at HUGE cover-up by the church. Jesus came back from the dead all right...as a ZOMBIE!!! This is what happened: Jesus somehow became a zombie around his 33rd birthday, possible from the act of cannibalism from his last supper. After eatting the body of Christ and drink the blood of Christ, Jesus started acting funny and Ponches Pilot (hebrew for zombie hunter) couldn't kill the Zombie Jesus so in order to restrain him, nailed Jesus to a cross so he would stop roaming around gnawing on peoples arms and droning on endlessly about BRAINS!!!! It took the roman army thousands of soldiers to clean up the mess of raving zombies infected by the orginal zombie Jesus. All artifacts such as the holy grail (infected with the Zombie Jesus's blood...thus granting "eternal life") were gathered up by the vatican after the crusades (the Zombie Wars) and kept in secret vaults to further study in case the Zombie Jesus came back to turn all of humanity into Zombies, as foretold in the book of revalations. what happened was that after drying out in the sun on the cross, the zombie Jesus appeared dead and was burried. But they never cut off his head! So he was burried, but (however many) days later, the Zombie Jesus came back to "life" again and hasn't been seen, but rumored to be roaming the countryside in search of brains, brains, and more brains. Every so often the Zombie Jesus will bite an innocent bystander and they will become zombies. A priest is called in to perform an "exorcism," otherwise known as de-zombiefication. The reason i mention this is i was driving around and saw a large empty cross. This must have meant that the Zombie Jesus somehow got down and is terrorizing forest park in portland oregon. BEWARE THE ZOMBIE JESUS!!!
  12. somebody please call me when hot girls arrive at drytool night next time damnit. (that should pretty much take care of hot girls showing up at drytool night)
  13. sadly necro is spending most of his free time welding art projects, playing his new custom carved electric guitar, drawing cartoons on his little website, and preparing exquisit sushi dishes without sending the gnar.
  14. i hope they find a cure for the avian flu virus and homes and dry towels for all the hurricane victems as well as sumitting.
  15. No, you can play larry the lamma's team for a round robin.
  16. there's a softball game between leavenworth hardmen vs. castle crags hardmen, maybe we could schedule in a Trout Creek team to play winner. 1st prize, "Too Cool For School Recalcitrant Hardman Who's Ultrapossive of their Local Shitty Crag" trophy.
  17. I hate you, you fucking stupid retarded whore licking douchebag motherfucking asshole bitch cunt cum stain.
  18. Fucking rawks! glad i rented it.
  19. then why did i have puss filled ulcer from the thorns for two weeks while holding it in my hand? maple? don't think so. i've always thought i'd make a good movie star, but get Bruce Willis to play erik.
  20. way to get it done so late in the year! surprisingly low snowpack for all the storms we've had.
  21. Seriously, if you're near the sandias, check out the rock gym and ask her for beta.
  22. What happens on the slope, stays on the slope. I loves me some up-sloping. Yeah slopes! now. how did ya get the ropes up there?
  23. bring me back a t-shirt
  24. How does the thermos know to keep hot drinks hot, and cold drinks cold???!!!???!!! Fucking incredible!
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