rbw1966

Is that Pope and Dwayner with Mssr. Simmons?

I had a great time in Croatia. Check out the beaches--they are very cool--where else in the world can you buy a beer and a donut on the beach as you stare at euro babes? If you have the opportunity, take a boat to Brac. You'll be glad you did. We stayed in Makarska for a few weeks. Did the drive to Dubrovnik. Any damage Dubrovnik suffered during the war has been repaired. Its a fantastic place and I highly recommend you check it out. If you do the drive along the coast you will have to pass through Bosnia briefly. Be ready for the stink-eye from the border guards. I was there in August and it was way too hot to climb. The entire coastline is abutted with a huge limestone wall that I learned has been developed to a small extent. I plan to return at some point. Have fun!

Do you have a silencer for the gun?

Don't you have some chocolate to eat?

I got it.

tjd=wirlwind

If you are able to drive to Cold Springs you will be carrying skis. In May there will likely be enough snow to make the skiing worthwhile. In June I think you'll be better off leaving the skis at home.

You won't find user fees like you do here.

No way! Get your own.

Get him one of those artificial vagina thingys. Tell him its a new product you are marketing and its the interns job to test it. Our summer associates arrive next week.

Sounds like Sped is worried about being a summer associate?

Post his direct dial phone number (or email) on a craigslist ad for "casual encounters" (M4M of course) Rub his phone handset on your ass (oh wait, thats not sanitary) Order a copy of the Book of Mormon for him, delivered to the office. If they ask you if you want one of their 'representatives' to hand-deliver, you of course say yes (after explaining your difficult schedule). Make sure you schedule their arrival for early morning AFTER a night of debauchery. Set the home page of his internet browser to some annoying website full of pop-ups and loud noises--make sure his speakers are on and at full volume.

Do they allow mules in bathhouses?

Isn't that NOLSe?

How is that "poetic justice"? Are you saying he deserves to be gay?

Follow your own advice. Agreed. Agreed. Disagreed. This thread itself is evidence that people would argue about it.

When I mentioned it to my wife she thought it was funny that a statue of Lenin was in Seattle, obviously not representing what it did in the former USSR. She grew up under communism and took part in the velvet revolution. But thank god she has KK to voice her moral outrage.

Split cuticle?

Thank god both the dems and the repubs share a moral distaste for the naughtiness that is 'cheerleading'. One has to hope that they would feel the same about LAMBADA!

Actually those are silicone envelopes inflated with saline.

I thought this statue was in Fremont. Did I miss the revolution there? Damn.

If nothing else you will learn a handy new assortment of colorful expletives. I'd join you fellas but work has me buried until mid-June.

Not according to BDEL: $79.50 for the whole pole/whippet combination. (source)

You're better off emailing him

Probably because so few have climbed there. Rooster Rock gets a lot of traffic but I doubt much else out there sees very many ascents.