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  1. Doug

    Jokes......

    Guy gets a new car. It has this realy cool voice activated radio (like that one in the new Fords). He's driving down the road and he says "Heavy Metal" and Metallica starts playing. "Wow, this is cool" he thinks. After Metallica is over he says "Alt Country and Keith Urban starts playing. He's getting really enthused now. He says "British Invasion"; the Dave Clark 5 comes on. He starts playing with the controls and takes his eyes off of the road for a couple of seconds. He looks up and there's a couple of kids chasing a ball on the street right in front of him. He slams on the brakes and yells "Fucking Kids!!!!". A Michael Jackson song starts playing on the radio.
  2. Doug

    Jokes......

    does it matter?
  3. Doug

    Satriani Vs. Vai

    Satriani -vs- Vai in a ghey beyotch slap fight?
  4. We saw a walrus whacking it at Sea World once. Never saw mom's clear kids outta a place so fast in your life! But what does that have to do with politicians and hookers?
  5. Doug

    Jokes......

    Q what do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? A drummer
  6. I'm with Sobo!! Who cares about the latest politician to get caught with a hooker? Nekkid wimmen pix puhleeez!
  7. Wow. They all have issues.
  8. Lindsay Buckingham's live solo in I'm So Afraid. Very similar to comfortably numb in intensity.
  9. Doug

    Jokes......

    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "hey why the long face?".
  10. Uli Roth - Scorpions - Sails of Charon. Also, Polar Nights is a classic.
  11. Doug

    Jokes......

    A Priest, Rabbi & Shaman walk into a bar. The bartender says what is this, some kind of a joke?
  12. Doug

    Jokes......

    A guy walks into a bar. He says ouch.
  13. So what defines best?
  14. I love it when things can be broken down to stick figure drawings.
  15. I don't want to read the whole thread, but has anybody brought up the old tried and true putting a nalgene bottle with hot or warm water in the bag with ya? Especially comfortable on a glacier.
  16. I tend to agree with Peter. However I would caution you about grinding some new teeth in the cams. Depending on the alloy, the grinding may cause cracking internally in the plate or forging thus degrading its integrity.
  17. Doug

    ALPINFOX

    Yo Pax, are you old now?
  18. Lockheed is really feeling heat on this one.
  19. I suspect our sober alcoholic-in-chief is using one of the only truly personal anecdotes he has on this one.....
  20. Dumbass. quick work FW! Usually we just see this: Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Edited by Tvashtarkatena Seems that the whole bid/bit thing has you befuddled as well. Oh well, can't expect a genius to be perfect in every way!
  21. I've heard the statement "workers making minimum wage" several times. How or why should we compare our minimum wage to the minimal wages of a third world country? There are lots of arguments on whether a minimum wage law is good for us in the U.S., but if Nike wasn't paying someone in Cambodia or Laos 45 cents an hour to make my next pair of running shoes, that person in Cambodia or Laos wouldn't have a job. Now, whan there has been exploitation occuring to pay that person that wage (i.e. child or other forced labor) I have taken my consumer dollar away from that company. But as far as the wage goes, if its prevailing wage for that region and our multi-national corporations get bigger profits, who am I to judge?
  22. Doug

    why buy a Mac?

    I just spoke with Gary. He says the best part about his new Mac is that porn shows up better than ever.
  23. Doug

    Ginger or Mary Ann?

    well, that certainly sways it in Mary Ann's favor! :kisss:
  24. Doug

    I JUST LOGGED ON

    Just because I'm against illegal wiretapping doesn't make me a patriot or a facist.
  25. Doug

    I JUST LOGGED ON

    The argument you are trying to make is totally useless due to the fact that I disagree with you and you are a tiny brained wiper of other peoples bottoms. That in and of it self makes me better than you in every way.
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