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I think the gentlemen of this thread owe me a bit of a thank you for turning this thing around from a pink-kevbone-seahawk circle jerk into something compelling. And thank you, Women of Spray, for your excellent contributions so far. February, March, and June are now taken. January is sort of taken, and will be, if Minx would actually post a photo shot from closer than a half a mile. I wouldn't blame her if she didn't, however. We'll have to rely on our panel of experts to confirm hotness, in that case. Snugtop, you have not chosen a month yet. Next will be the text submissions for your calendar page. I think we're all a bit tired of hearing about Brianna's Turn Ons and Turn Offs by now, so here's just a suggestion: 1) Describe your best moment in spray. 2) Describe what you find hot about the other Women of Spray. So far, our researchers are logging a 100% hot quotient, incredible for any population, even of this small size.

Depends on who's wearing them. Here, for instance, my vote is for the faux snakeskin. As for myself, I ride in cowhide leathers and don't feel that they're lacking in any way regarding function or comfort. They've bleached out a little over the years, but have otherwise worn well with the miles. Yeah, that looks OK, but it would probably look better on a woman.

Those two guys are hot. There, I've just proven that men can and will compliment other men.

,,,luxuria,,,,,gula,,,,,,,avaritia,,,,,acedia,,,,,,,ira,,,,invidia,,,superbia,,,,,, Translation: Home theatres, hula dancing, bird watching, olive oil, IRAs, not sharing a new bag of weed, living in suburbia. Fucking bible's weird, man.

This thread proves that anything; driveway pebble size, underwear color, choice of hamburger condoments, can be controversial in the right venue. I learned to tely because that's the gear I happened to buy for for my first backcountry ski trip used and cheap in college. By the time I bought my first lift ticket a couple of years later, I was already to used to having a free heel to switch. Plus I still couldn't afford a second type of gear. And, until very recently, AT gear has remained MUCH heavier that tely gear for backcountry travel. Pretty much end of story. Tely binding weren't invented to be cool; they were the first binding invented period, probably more than six thousand years ago, if scandinavian petroglyphs are any indication. Most of the modern ski technology we enjoy today was developed by tely skiiers in the late 19th and early 20th century. Laminated skis, ridge topped skis, capped skis, metal edges, shaped skis, ski waxes; all this was in place by the 1930s. Tely skis and bindings became more reliable and sophisticated with the advent of spring loaded metal cables when ski jumping became popular in Norway around the turn of the century. Ski jumping is inarguably cool. Any of you fucking pussies ski jump? I didn't think so. In the 20s and 30s, manufacturers began to introduce cable guides on the side of their bindings so allow a semi locked down heel. The true releaseable binding didn't come along until the late 40s/early 50s (invented by an Oregonian, actually). That marked the beginning of the end of cable use in downhill bindings (and a huge drop in interest in telemark skiing). So, say what you want about telemark skiing, but it represents nearly the entire long history of skiing as we know it, and, regardless of what you ride today, that is a very, very cool thing in itself.

Ladies, take a month; they're going fast. November goes to the woman with the ripped arms. Get those photos ready. 2008 is just around the corner.

Calamity Jane on Deadwood was one entangled inebriate. Arthur (Dudley Moore) could hold a few martinis. And let's not forget Gene Wilder in Blazing Saddles.

Bazurka?

I think I'll add erosion bars to this one.

I see a marketing opportunity for special 'Jens wear'. Ice, wasp, and falling human proof. Add an antigravity feature and CBS could wear it, too.

Can anyone loan me spray can of Jay-B-Gone? I must be exuding that special essence again.

I'm mean, if I wanted to climb stuff that's going to collapse on top of me, I can always go with you or Jens.

You'll all be graded now on a steep, downward curve.

Yeah, yeah, some stupid looking snaky towers in Utah. Big deal. Now back to what's in those purses...

Do you have to sharpen a road grader? No, on second thought, I want it nice and dull.

V7 your just one of those typical Liberal hate machines. You bore me. Kevbones 2nd grade humor is more entertaining. I'll show you a liberal hating machine, Speedbump. Now where'd I stow the keys to my road grader...

Uh, not that I need to point out Seahawk's ignorance to anyone here, but Nazi Germany did not have a viable nuclear weapons development program. Which we only determined after they had been defeated. When the survival of the free world was literally at stake, it would have made much more sense to cross our fingers and trust Hitler, who surely would have disclosed both the specific location of their research facilities and the progress that they'd made along these lines to his enemies in the middle of a war to destroy them. Is there a single sane historian who contends that anything other than fear of Germany acquiring the weapons first that impelled the Allies to undertake the Manhattan project? Nothing stated so far successfully refutes my original statement. Neener. This statement is meaningless outside of the context in which the decision to proceed with the Manhattan project was made - reminder, they did not have perfect knowledge of what Nazi intentions/capabilities/etc were with regard to nuclear weapons - so why you think this is a meaningful insight is beyond me. If Roosevelt et al had been able to magically see the future, exclaim "Hey - It looks like Adolf and Co didn't have an operational nuke and actually weren't even close to developing one. Gosh" And then went ahead with the Manhattan project anyway, then your point would be salient. It would be more salient if you bothered to read the thread.

I'm a steamroller for love, baby.

each purse contains 40 rolls of nickles and an exlodeable bottle of Noxema.

Free post processing for bruises.

I can't wait to get blown up so I don't have to worry about feeling insecure about my security any more.

I forget to mention that the wolverines are carrying ebola

Careful, now. Your answers will be graded. Road graded.

It sounds to me like we're up to 12; enough for a Women of Spray calendar. Not only would this be an excellent fund raising tool for the site; it would also a provide a great opportunity to shower better looking women than yourselves with all those compliments we've heard are so forthcoming.