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"Hi. It's me. Can we talk? Cuz I'm right outside your door... ...behind the wheel of a road grader."

a lease for the middle niece

As someone deeply concerned about social justice, I'm afraid I'm going to need that linky from you, Billcoe

A piece with a little yeast

Kevbone, I just wanted to take this opportunity to let you know that you have a really beautiful penis. In fact, you are a really beautiful penis.

Naughty business woman...very, very naughty....

nothing gets the point across like a road grader

did I mention the road grader?

who hate being chased by army ants, so they take it out on the first thing they trip over

rapid, rabid ones

Yeah, small ones. no, really big wolverines

on fire

with a bad battery acid leak

who are running from a loaded cement truck without brakes

closely followed by a column of army ants

while being chased by rapid wolverines with a preference for human genitals

with a couple of planks missing and your cargo afflicted with a really bad case of the runs

While running over their body. With your snow plow attachment lowered

rimes with egalite? Try bā’•k•līt OR bā’•kə•līt Cindysixcube, you do have a sense of Back Alley-te about you.

You get more of a response if you throw your SO's cellphone out of a moving car window.

Subpoenas approved for Karl Rove and others today regarding the firings. Better get front row seats for this one.

Remember the days when you could really slam a telephone down when you needed to? Or pull it off the wall, drop it 20 stories, relent, then go down, pick it up, and just plug it back in? Bak e li te.

Dru, this sexy sexy pic of a naked snaffle should be labeled NSFS (Not safe for snaffles) I've got something tall, dark, and handsome for ya on another thread, Butter Dish.

It's interesting how far back some ski tech goes. Metal edges, shaped, ridge topped, laminated skis (bakelite or ash tops, hickory bottoms) date back to the 20s. I'd love to get my hands on some bakelite topped skis. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Baaaakkkkeeeliiiiite.

Let's eat. Hunting the world's largest rodent