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I didn't know they'd moved Zero Gulley to Squamish....

"I hate the masses that much more every time I have to stand in line to do the same route everyone else is standing in line for."

I had a ton of cilantro from the garden I didn't know what to do with, so I whipped up this stuff in a few minutes, and it was awesome: Afghan Coriander Sauce Ingredients Fresh cilantro, stemmed (about 1 cup loosely packed leaves) 3 x Cloves garlic, peeled 1 x Jalapeno, or other hot pepper, seeded 1/2 cup walnut or cashews 1/3 cup Fresh lemon juice OR 1/3 cup Distilled white vinegar 1 tsp Salt, or to taste 1/2 tsp Freshly grated black pepper 1/4 tsp Ground cumin, (optional) 2 tbl yoghurt Liquify in a blender, and serve at room temperature as a sauce for any meat, poultry, or fish dish.

You forgot the biggest benefit: no Texans.

No, supporting Bush would equate to being a moron, just as it always has, and KKK remains the most steadfast poster child. Paying 5 or more dollars per gallon seems like a pretty cheap price for a stable climate to me. Walk, ride, take the bus, or carpool; no big damn deal.

One piece of salient advice Dru forgot to empart is that you should always climb in plastic boots.

and monkeys have mothers, too. Double wrong.

The Bush administration has raised a crop of leaches that refuse to resign in the face of disgrace like no other in history. I think this reflects an unfortunate cultural shift to a 'no shame' way of thinking in this country. For example, when was the last time you heard a Bush voter actually admit that they fucked up in that decision? No, it's always someone else's fault. On a related note, of the so called great powers, Russia, China, and Europe have all let go of the ideological bullshit that kept them from moving forward, while America refuses to give ours up, with predictably disastrous results. This is a widespread cultural deficiency that is not confined to the individual personalities of Gonzo and Wolfie. What's going on?

As long as Bush's presidency keeps fucking us in the ass (and that should be just about forever), Bush voters deserve all the shit the rest of us dish out.

As in most human interaction, consideration is the key to smooth sailing.

Pull up! Pull up!

Take your meds, Rudy.

as being a moron so often does.

Why does a gardening magazine have an article about women? This article profiles, with disturbing accuracy, some of the more frequent contributors to this forum.

I had a Valiant. They last so long because they've only got 4 moving parts. I named mine 'Shitheap'.

What I enjoyed most about my hike to Kala Patar was gingerly hopscotching through an alpine bog mined with soggy little piles of human excrement at Gorak Shep. I think it was right about then that my intestinal parasites were making their presence known.

The only thing that turns me on more than a screeching drunken bitch in the wee hours is a screeching drunken bitch with a solid meth connection. Did you get a phone number?

Mistake # 1: Anthropomorphizing your vehicles. 'She's'got WAY too many miles on 'her'. There are vehicles that survive past 210K miles...about 0.1% of them. For $14 fucking thousand bucks? OMG, walk away. For under $10K you can get an Outback in excellent condition with 50K miles on it (I just did). Also, you might think about your purchase when gas hits $5 a gallon; a day not very far off. It's very likely to hit $4 this summer.

This is a re-thread. One quickly tires of re-threads. Get it?????

What you do with an Armenian cucumber is your business.

That passage scares me.

Forecast for Greensburg, KS: 60 degrees F Feels like someone up there has it out for you folks Clouds: With your name all over them Dew Point: The point is, you’re done for Humility: 100% in the face of Nature’s wrath Pressure: 10 times more than your house can withstand Wind: From the North, South, East, and West at 200 mph Precipitation: Bricks, freight cars, and the occasional uncontented cow.

I'd say this entire thread suffers from systemic brown out.

My roll of surgical tubing is not for sale.

It's all about the blue sweater