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Well, you were certainly born at the right time in history for that hobby.

"Columns"

Nice job on a spicy route.

You'll have to navigate out of the parking lot. Listen for the elevator ding. I've heard it's two miles to the front door, though. Is there a Snacky machine in the parking lot?

You'll have to navigate out of the parking lot.

"A woman needs a man like a man needs a cucumber"

that's intence, dood.

are you saying women prefer a cucumber to your penis??? my that is sad You haven't seen my Armenian cucumbers.

"I *heart* dificult climbs"

"I can read a topo and I vote."

"Honk if you love Snackys"

"I went to climb Givler's and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker"

I'm sending you a CLIMBINGTM MOM bumper sticker.

You'll have every vegan chick in town licking her chops.

STFU, Oly.

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Wrap that tape around an Armenian cucumber and revel in the difference.

Don't take it out on her breasts. They never asked to be implanted in the body of an idiot.

That's tin foil. Her breasts remain uncorrupted by government transmissions.

Politeness Man was kidnapped by Truther Man.

I'm reminded of an episode of "Underdog" whereby an evil mastermind punched a giant hole through the earth, creating a loud whistling sound that drove everyone crazy. Why he did this remained unclear, but the point is that NASA is building the largest rocket in history to put Bush on Mars; one certainly capable of bagelizing our precious blue orb. I strongly suggest investing in companies that manufacture sound attenuators.

Anyone have that Mufflish > English dictionary handy? Uhm, the approach to Givler's is less than 1/2 a mile. One aspect of climbing you may not be aware of is that, if you're going to be a wind bag, it pays to know what you're talking about. For example, if you're going to pontificate about how 'gym climbers' can't find their way out of a paper bag or how little they know about climbing, it might help to be able to navigate a few hundred yards to a 5.7 (dificult) climb that is fully visible from the road. Just a suggestion...hunny.

Oh yeah? Well, it just so happens that I AM an expert at global warming. Allow me to demonstrate. Take fifty $100 bills, fold them lengthwise, then lengthwise again, then shove them up your ass. THAT's how much it's going to cost each man, woman, child, and taun taun on earth to air condition the arctic, thanks to Bellevue soccer moms who are too damn lazy to walk to their breast implant appointments.

"Dr. Stroeve’s team found that since 1953 the area of sea ice in September has declined at an average rate of 7.8 percent per decade. Computer climate simulations of the same period had an average rate of ice loss of 2.5 percent per decade." - NYT 5/3/07 Arctic Sea Ice Melting Faster, a Study Finds

My chemistry teacher and I were very close.