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Well used but undamaged. For utilitarian purposes (boating, etc) only. $30.

Early on, I compartmentalized the fear by carving out a space for it in my brain. I envisioned placing it my back pocket. Really cheezy, but somehow it freed up the rest of my brain to deal with the task at hand. Eventually, fear of exposure shrunk, until it was replaced by the more rational concerns: blocky terrain, loose rock, etc. Now I just look down at the swallows flying far below and think "That's cool".

You'll need 300 lb test line....

The destruction of christian America at $10 an hour. Now THAT is a bargain.

Supercar. Now THERE was some hallucination induced programming.

Estas viviendo sus suenos dulces.

We used to cheer when he got his epaulets ripped off. But his real disgrace came later when he was reduced to selling lots for Lake Don Pedro on local TV. And BTW...Zorro, motherfucker. That wasn't the rifleman. dat was "branded" the rifleman opened with his super ejaculator gun. Oh Daktari you crosseyed beyotch. Damn, you're right. Did Chuck play both rolls? If not, who the hell played the Rifleman, then? Repressed memories...was I abused by Chuck Connors as a child?

"Hey Pancho!" "Hey Cisco!"

Skankiness is illegal now? Our culture is doomed.

We used to cheer when he got his epaulets ripped off. But his real disgrace came later when he was reduced to selling lots for Lake Don Pedro on local TV. And BTW...Zorro, motherfucker.

Paladin, Paladin, where do you ro-oam?

Fuckin' Johhny Yu-ma was a rebel he fought (or something like that) for the west!

Was it something I said?

Is that way all your partners experience a burning sensation afterwards?

Well, I wouldn't want to get in the way of your workin' it.

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Except that you'll have to fly up from your tiny, overcrowded El Salvadorian flat to do so, at (by that time) a million dollars per round trip ticket. If you survive the 2nd Cold War, that is.

this explains so much about you I'm not sure how much it does or doesn't explain Red Dye #9, but at least it gives a certain feaux redhead yet another opportunity to use her favorite emoticon.

My basement bar can produce any cocktail on this planet or any other.

Actually, Jose Padilla, an American citizen, was picked up shortly after 9/11 at the Chicago Airport, labeled an enemy combatant, and incarcerated without access to an attorney for over 2 years in a military brig (although not Guantanamo, but frankly, the location doesn't matter much). After pressure from recent Supreme Court rulings, his case was turned over to civilian courts just last year. The government's key witness in the case was a rival drug dealer from over a decade ago (a former drug dealer, Padilla exhibited no criminal behavior for over a decade before his detention). This key witness has since RECANTED his testimony. Most legal experts agree that, because of this, the government will likely lose it's case and have to set Mr. Padilla free. If he doesn't plea bargain to gain his own release, that is. So, yes, American citizens have much to worry about. Anything else, Brick?

Shakira.

You mean like all the innocent people that have been released free and clear from Guantanamo after years of incarceration? He's a Br-ick... da na na ...head.

This is what happens when you're one post too late. Shirks.

I usually hit a martini so fast there's no time to say anything.

You're just figuring this out?