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And why does he have a BC accent?

John, as an alien, you're probably not aware that "freak" in the modern vernacular is a compliment. Perhaps your kettleballs prevent you from achieving a similar status. Interesting article in the most recent New Yorker about evangelical sexual practices and attitudes (eeeewwww!!!). It turns out the they're far more disturbed by teen sexual activity than teen pregancy, whereas with non-evangelicals it's the opposite. Having pre-M sex is a moral trangression, but a baby is a gift from God. Ironically, evangelical teens are also among the most sexually active. Furthermore, they are frequently taught that condoms don't work very well in their 'abstention' education, so they don't use them reliably. It's no surprise that evangelical teen pregnancy rates are higher than just about any other group. Finally, evangelical teens get married after unplanned pregnancies far more often than other groups. Predictably, the divorce rate in the Bible Belt is the nation's highest. If the Evangelicals care about saving marriage so much, perhaps they might look in the mirror rather than towards San Francisco.

This is way too conspiratorial. Look, McCain's camp and Palin's camp hated each other. They came from different worlds. Now McCain's aides, probably at the bottom of the ranks, are spilling the beans because they hate the bitch. This isn't the RNC we're talking about; this is a bunch of 20 and 30 somethings who are out for a bit of revenge. They have nothing whatsoever to do with the direction the GOP is headed (other than, of course, helping to royally fuck up one of the worst campaigns in recent history). Having said that, I do agree with Doug that Palin hasn't much of a future in national politics, although a senatorial slot is probably within her reach. Washington just doesn't put up with 'small town' very well.

Na a a. Now we all know how your kind like to try to re-write history, but no one here's gonna buy this obvious attempt to cover your dumb ass. You've loudly proclaimed yourself to be a fucking moron in public; there is no 'deniability' here. Savor your role; every classroom has a soft spot for it's dunce, and every pack a special place for the omega.

A perfect example, if ever there was one, of exactly how our rights are systematically eroded with the implicit assistance and approval of rightwing [and incredibly naive] nationalists. Either that, or you're just flat out too damn stupid to put your paw on exactly what has happened over the past six years. "Basic liberties"? I suspect you won't wake up so long as gun rights are the last right they strip from you. Just extrordinarily blind, clueless, or will be on the frontlines with the government if ever they do make such a move. And that threat will always come from the right in this country. Just what basic rights do you think are gauranteed to you? The right to have a faat 401K? The right to have a corner office? The right to pay 1$ for gas? The threat would have come from the right if it were to have hapened in the last 8 years. Now, the threat indeed seems to loom from the left who has laid dormant for years. Take off your political blinders. Tyrrany has been perpetrated by the left and right throughout history. I can't say what JosephH meant, but I'd guess, from his previous posts, that he was referring to the elimination or serious violation of a) Habeus Corpus b) the right to protection against unreasonable search and seizure c) the right to be secure in ones person, papers, and effects d) the right to due process, e) the requirement of probable cause and f) a prohibition of mistreatment of prisoners any time any place by any means; all of which are either directly granted by the Constitution of the United States or indirectly through ratified treaty, which becomes federal law under the Constitution of the United States. Since you took an oath to uphold and defend the Constitution from all enemies foriegn and domestic (which would certainly include your Commander in Chief, a sticky situation to be sure), at least I think enlisted people take that oath, no? I'm sure you've followed the violation of these rights closely since 911 as many of us have. I really doubt JosephH was crying over prices at the pump, here.

These "people" are simply evil - and full of hate. It's bottom of the barrel stuff from bottom-feeders. Par for the course from a day in Spray. Hey Kojak, glad to see you're back. Don't worry about responding to this kind of stuff though. Fairweather's compiling it all for his libtard hate-collage that he'll be presenting at the next Party meeting. They're looking for new leadership. FW!!! I need you to look up in your libtard hatabase when I first predicted an Obama landslide so I can chestbeat. Will you do that for me, buddy? Hey, we're all Americans now. I just got my citizenship back.

Her shopping spree proved that she is, in fact, one of us. Shopping: America's number one pasttime. Same as everywhere else.

really? This one doesn't really stand out that much to me. Hmm. I mean, I guess it's distasteful, but not THAT much. The threads cheering Jesse Helms' death, for instance, were in much worse taste. There were some pretty nasty ones about Obama's and McCain's spouses, too, I think. I mean, this one IS distasteful, but seems pretty tame, actually, by spray standards. Seems weird to call it out. Whatever, maybe I'm just pure evil. You mean, he's not YOUR president-elect, too? Just ours? Huh. That is all. I've long suspected that John is not merely foreign, but alien.

One gift Obama has is brevity. I was nodding off 3 sentences into that FDT.

Um, what does Texas have to do with this? They were all cheeseheads. And, of course, it was obviously staged.

Weeelllll, one goes in the 'gossip' section, and the other goes in the 'politics' section. Some of us have room for both. Thanks for the post. An entertaining piece about an entertaining lady.

Send your kids to a Catholic school full of horny priests and see if it isn't a moral issue.

Big Tough Todd might take him out into the muskeg and 'harvest' him if he doesn't. Plus, Mommy's got 2012 to think about. Expect a wedding.

FW's just maintaining his astounding record of being 100% wrong, 100% of the time. 'Consistent performer' would probably be the way I'd give him his review.

Yeah, I'd say the biggest 'moral issue' the Vatican faces right now involves little boys, not grown black men.

My god, you're an even bigger posing douche than I thought....and you were pretty big and posing already.

Quite a fat fuck, too, apparently.

I think those supporters acted so badly because a) Their candidates are pricks and b) they're pricks.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!SOME "BIG" ISSUES!!!!!

5,000 quatlus 10,000 quatlus....

Why don't your ask the founding fathers? I find it ironic that those that utilize the rights garnered by force are the first to demonize the necessary force that is sometimes needed to obtain/retain freedom. Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum my friend. As long as there is freedom, there will always be those that wish to take it away. Fact of human nature and existance. I will maintain myself always prepared to stand for freedom. Whether the assault against freedom be from Uzbeck insurgents, Timothy McVeighs or Villanous men obtaining office in our government. I truly hope the latter never comes to fruition but if it does, know that there are those that are ready to take action. While you're slowly sawing your own gangrenous leg off whilst humming the Ballad of the Greeb Berets through lips clenched tight with the pain of patriotic pride, you're also dodging the question, so let me spell it out for the not-so-bright real slow, like: What.exactly.is.the."way of life".under.threat? Who.exactly.is.threatening.it? How.exactly.are.they.going.to.take.it.away? I've never heard a single one of you freedom defenders give a coherent answer to this question without pulling out the same old tired slogans about the founding fathers and all that crap. How is Billcoe's way of life threatened to the point where he needs guns to protect it and by whom? Exactly? Answer that, fucknut.

Holy shit, I saw him last night on the tube without sound, and I thought, from the look on his face, he was conceding then. What an ass.

What is that "way of life" that Bill feels the need to shoot his way into or out of, exactly? How is that 'way of life' threatened, exactly? Any more cliche's you'd like to share? Continue circle jerk!!!!! AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!!!!

STFU, you fucking kewler-than-thou uber-hipster. And don't spill your chai tea latte when the door hits your ironically emo-jeaned ass on the way out. Continue circle jerk.... Right after 'Born in the USA', the Prost honeys put on 'America, Fuck Yeah!" Awesome.

I don't agree that his race was the deciding factor for his winning margin, but as a unifying symbol for a country that is still deeply divided along racial lines, his ethnicity is powerful.