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other than insulting you asshats, that is?

I'm building a website today. Is there anything on this planet more boring and tedious?

If I've been mean to anyone here, that was never my intent. I'd rather hoped to extinguish your will to live.

Peter, this is a serious forum about serious issues for serious people. If you can neither recognize nor appreciate it's import, I suggest you recuse yourself from moderating, stand aside, crouch down, and gently ease your face into the blade of a running lawnmower.

The insulting can choose to be nice, but the dumb cannot choose to be smart.

No lack of irony on this forum, that's for sure. My answer to whatever question you're going on about is... ...the Mugatu Woman.

Yes? Oh, wait, I thought you calling Hairy Sweater Man. Carry on.

Bill, the only outstanding question here is whether or not you're dumber than a post, and it's not much of a question at that, because the answer is self-evident.

Wish i could git mah fuhckin' truck t' run, myan.

Got Hadji fuhckin' Goatherder on the fuhckin' run, deeoooood!!!!

Punish me Jim.

'ckin' Trooooooo-whooooops!!!!!

S'pport th' fuhkin' troops, myan!!!!!

JayB should write for John Stewart. The guy's a veritable palladium mine.

"Consider the spherical planet!"

I hear Ford's getting into arctic agriculture.

No face shots, please.

in all sincerity, of course.

And I prefer to think of myself as palladium-tongued.

I'm a galvanizer, not a corroder.

I kind of dig being tortured.

OMFG, why didn't anyone think of this before? The Canadian Arctic and Amazon basin have TONS of rainfall. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WILL SOMEBODY PLANT SOME ORANGE TREES THERE ALREADY??!!! JayB, you couldn't POSSIBLY as fucking stupid as you sound on this thread.

I'm workin' on it, I'm workin' on it. Probably not until Jan, though. I've got to find a home for this little project first, then the actual targets. Patience, my son. We shall royally fuck some heavy steel shit up with high powered weaponry in due time.

I know I'm confused....

Well than, Matt, just what DOES Ford's huge Long Range Planning Department do all day, then?