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and here I thought 'blowing goats' was just an expression. kudos for this humanitari- er, ungulatarian effort. Piss lickers need lovin' too.

Every bit as funny now as in 2002.

it's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

Or maybe, just maybe, Obama's the right guy for the job and a few people have figured that out. I don't think McCain could have done anything to win this election. Enough of the country just doesn't want that bullshit anymore.

This is not a concern for morons. You may return to your couch.

Holy crap! I'd better get busy and post some badass TRs. You don't have to lift a finger if you'll just admit you're lazy. There's no shame in it. Lars need do even less. Not only lazy, but a fucking moron, too. Pretty sweet gig.

Oh, I almost forgot. FW fucks his own dog.

His own dog.

Record black turnout

Lincoln served the most dismal presidency in our history. There are few men in history who could have done what he did to hold the Union together under such horrendous circumstances. Truly a great man. FDR pulled us from the worst depression in our history, then commanded our forces to victory in two simultaneous world wars. Incredible. TR was a true renaissance man; a gifted writer, scholar, athlete, and naturalist. He was one of the first true champions of social and economic justice (redistribution of wealth, as it's now called), and conservation. In other words, he was the exact opposite of a contemporary Republican. He did share one, and only one, trait with today's Republicans, however: he was an avid war monger. Roosevelt loved war and believed a necessary part of maintaining our national spirit. During his second unsuccessful run at the presidency, this trait took over the man, transforming him into an embarrassing characature of his former self; shrill, xenophobic, and blatantly racist. Fortunately, he was handily defeated.

Obama's gonna fuck McCain up the ass nationally. He might as well pull out and spoodge all over McCain's face in Arizona for an even more satisfying finish.

Fox is biased? I'm appalled. JEbus, why don't you take a STFU break, puppyfucker? Poor lil' fella...

I have it on good authority that FW fucks his own dog. After he gits it drunk, of course. Otherwise, the pup'd have nothin' t' do with 'im.

Kind of scary how much of a third string propagandist FW is. A junkyard mutt wouldn't swallow his shitebites if he wrapped them in bacon and stuck 'em up a squirrel's ass.

Too gaudy.

TRs: 0 Photos: 1 Who's lazy?

I don't remember checking my identity at the door, but as for being told what to do, that's true. I also don't remember being told what to think. I'd say the people I knew in the military ranked among the top free thinkers I've ever known. If it was a prison, it was a voluntary one. Sure, there were some chest beaters crying for the attention Daddy never gave them, like our friend AKA here, but there were far more talented, intelligent, and diverse individuals, at least where I was. There is a need for a military, just as there is a need for police; the darker side of human nature warrants it. Just not as big and expensive as the currently unaffordable version we've got today. It's eating us alive. As for being a welfare program, the military certainly is that, but that's not all bad. As in the case of my family, it's can be an effective gateway out of poverty, as well as a way to constructively socialize troubled individuals. In a society full of excuses, I'd say the 'no excuse' philosophy pushed during my military experience was a breath of fresh air. I only wish our commander in chief and his cronies adhered to it.

Jebus.fucking.christ those guys are screamin

Coast Guard boot camp and 3 months duty doesn't count you know. That whole being in the military thing is more difficult than it seems. I figure anyone who can take more than 2 years (my max tolerance) may be pretty bad-assed. Putting up with the bullshit in the military is the tough part. Physically, it doesn't even register on the difficulty scale as compared to some of the other activities that came later. One thing the military's real good at is promoting the habit of unwarranted chest beating.

From the article they did it bit by bit with a chain saw. I don't know about sedating the horse. Careful work with the saw no doubt. I would think that after the first few seconds of cutting into the horse it wouldn't require any sedation.

Dude, you're in the military. Why look beyond your unit to get your unit into some other guy's mouth? Lock and load.

Been there, done that.

Estimated cost of Iran hostage rescue: About $100 million. Cost of Iraq occupation per day: About $340 million. Sorry, I should have stated that we botch an operation like the rescue about 3.4 times a day.

"Joe? Are you here today?"

It's called Iraq.