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In Sonoma we had the Perletti brothers. Vince and Victor. Identical twins, they looked like Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum in their matching overalls and crew cuts. Their voices were about two octaves above normal and their eyes, well, lets just say they didn't share the same compass direction. Daddy died on summer. It was three days before a workman discovered his body, still reclining in his Barkalounger. Curious, because the Perletti boys lived with him. When asked about it, Victor replied "We just thought he was asleep".

THAT was funny.

Don't worry. I've got em.

I find that when your partner and you are really pissed off at each other, refusing to talk until she does exactly what you want works every time. She leaves, you don't get what you want, but at least the result is 100% predictable.

Why would you put a satellite into the sea? Aren't they built for space?

This issue is just getting started, and so is this thread.

sex machine self-awareness, perhaps

This is why I fear the attainment of machine self-awareness.

Not a great piece, but it contains a couple of interesting points: Obama's moves on the legal front so far (Op Ed, NYT)

precision guided poo smart poo smart bomb smart poo for a smart ass. quite a propos. Despite his 'U R lame' schtick, one adjective that does not seem to come to mind regarding Baby is 'cool'. 'Hipster' might apply, though.

I'm into everything. Been doing the Pandora thing, lately. I desperately needed some new (free) music; they deliver.

Big target. No precision required.

dead baby cannon munitions factory

More like a transcendent phoenix that soars far, far above your head but still manages to shit down your throat.

No, that's for later tonight.

What can I say? Things have been good, lately. Excuse me, my herbal tea is ready....

Ivan and I see the negative in life; it's all around us, but we choose to find the humor in it and so free us to celebrate the positive.

you have to be gettin' some to be called a cougar... more like a stray, flea bitten, alley cat... hee hee hee

I'm listening to "Get Back to Serenity" by Vargo. F'kin awesome. Instant inner peace from the computer I'm glued to.

Check her out. If you didn't like New Country before, you will.

Jesus, you really don't see the contradiction in what you just posted, do you? Well, if you can't see it, you can't see it.

You're not on my back, much as you might like to be. As far as the Gitmo debate goes, well, you didn't exactly gather a huge following there regarding your support of torture and the elimination of habeas corpus. You might work on your supporting argument a bit. Might I suggest you start by finding one.

It's not exactly on the top of my issues list right now, but if it increases your sense of fulfillment, you go girl.

It's all about you, brah.

The only way to begin to comprehend the Machiavellian universe that is the legislative process is to drink long from a very deep well of black humor.