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Commence stupid things hitting other stupid things.

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Those who can, do. Those who can't, warn.

Did you spend ur berfday at Smiffie? AAARRRGGGGHHHHHH

BTW, Singing the Magic Themes of The Grand Patriotic Era: Our God Inspired Founding Fathers, Lennon as Post-Modern Apocalypse, and Mom's Virginity, only pacifies the brain-eaten Zombie Horde. Recommend PMing KKK. Here's some timely logic right back atcha: a) Your religion discriminates against gays. Ergo b) You suck.

I do love a good lecture on the Constitution.

The Great Big Fuzzy Kitty Way Up In The Sky says we can do anything we put our minds to.

I'm firmly rooted in the American tradition which begins: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. The 1st Amendment speaks of the liberty to believe as you wish, that you may practice according to your religious beliefs free from persecution so long as my beliefs do not largely infringe upon the rights of others. The 2nd Amendment can be understood as the right to protect oneself from the encroachment by others upon one's rights. You speak as if you believe that our founding father's words are anathema to your postmodern(?--post postmodern?) view that sovereign nations, religions, and other traditional forms have been eclipsed by something infinitely better. John Lennon's Imagine really is your anthem isn't it? a) Founding Fathers cited Great Big Fuzzy Kitty Way Up In The Sky. b) Founding Fathers wrote Constitution. Therefore c) Failure to believe in Great Big Fuzzy Kitty Way Up In The Sky = Beatles Fandom There is a God after all.

Reason is a dung heap, and I, a cock who crows upon it. "What atheists Kant refutes" With syntax like that, you just know it's going to be an intellectual tour de force. Faith explained: "There's a bunch of stuff we can't explain". "OK". "That's because The Great Big Kitty Way Up In The Sky doesn't want us to." "That sounds just a little bit fucked up" "Only because you're uncomfortable with the unexplained."

I feel warmer already.

This thread was never going to go anywhere, but I suspect it's not even going to get that far.

Whistling now.

I can be as brief and pointless as JayB is verbose and point...ful, I guess.

The exceptional one.

Feel free to comment on it. The new sig, I mean.

Hey, have you checked out my new sig?

The last two posts seemed computer generated. They made no sense whatsoever, but I got an exceptional sig out of the deal.

Furnace and radiant heater in the upstairs bath are going online tomorrow. I've saved a good percentage of The Planet through my selfless and admirable sacrifice, now it's time to burn, baby, burn.

Damn. I kind of liked my previous sig, butchoo gotta do whatchoo gotta do.

Vaccines: it's just The Man, tryin' ta keep Us Down.

"Backwoodsmen"?

Get well soon, Eowyn, Ayowin, ah, fuck it, Ivan's daughter! I only wish I'd bought stock in the Purrell Corporation a year ago...that goop is EVERYWHERE.

Our HC system is curing insomnia in another important way: it's producing a record number of new make-work jobs in billing departments nationwide. How anyone could stay awake while spending their days finding the right billing code for the right procedure for the right insurance company for the right provider is beyond me. Have you seen Brazil? Our HC system is that office.

jayb no doubt was the kinda student teachers fucking hate when they turn in a 20 page paper instead of the assigned standard 5 paragraph guy i'm sure it's great stuff man, but i hope you're doing it for you own amusment, 'cuz i figure i'm officially crazy the day i start reading cc.com posts longer than say, 500 words if you can't dazzle'em w/ brilliance, baffle'em w/ bullshit! I'm not sure I've ever read a single one of his posts start to finish. Even if the desire were to inexplicably spring forth within my breast, my eyes would glaze over too quickly to make such an endeavor possible.

Kitty loves you.