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You've taken too much acid. YOu've got to get back to the ship.

Why step down the political power and income ladder?

last time i checked thirty is the legal age... OK, Picasso.

outsourcing funny since 2009? It's easy: 1) Assess target 2) Prime target 3) Drop Nanopsychomanipulation device on target 4) Collect new signature from insult burst phase of resultant psychotic episode I've gotten my last 4 or five signatures this way. It's kind of a hobby.

Um...who gives a fuck about the 'culture of sexual deviance'? It would seem that 'ass raping the entire country with a raspy dildo the diameter of the Holland Tunnel' might be a little more apropos.

Fuck it's cold in here.

Or should we start calling you Rod Stewart?

Speakin of milkshakes, the rest of us would like to confirm that your new wife is of legal age.

Cupcake.

Dude, I'm strapped (down) enough as it is.

I'm a cupcake guy.

That should be a new thread, but I'm too lazy.

I need a new signature. Creative insult, please.

De-bake that for us

These pussies aren't free.

Don't get your tools stolen.

All the better to market teach valuable life lessons to our precious little ones. Compare the quality of modern Sat morning cartoons to the Mel Blanc era: an age when the cartoonists did whatever the hell they wanted because it amused them...kids be damned. Great stuff.

We can understand your objection to the rest of us getting for free what you need to pay for.

I could install your bong near my furnace ducting....

hopefully near my house - I can use the heat.

My computer and metabolism will be my only heat sources this winter.

I've installed an airlock into the bedroom so I can fill it with down.

Once you go Green and realize how much better you are than everyone else, there's no going back.

I may not turn on the furnace at all. I may just unplug the fridge instead.

I'm saving the planet, one visible breath at a time.