Merry Christmas to all you hang-dog'n, stick-clip'n, fifi-hook'n, rap-bolt'n, sand-bag'n, secret-leak'n, hold-chip'n, horn-glue'n, Bone-bash'n, chalk-junky, gym-rat, ball-shrink'n, gnar-sik-prog'n, route-poach'n, beta-blast'n, spray-meister posers!
Oh, yeah, a very special Merry Christmas to the real climbers, too! (Does this mean I can now drop your name(s) in my next climbing gym ego, I know more better climbers than you, water cooler conversation? If not, I renig on my Christmas greetings...)