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denalidave

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  1. Sounds like a match made in heaven so long as the drum can drown out Ivan's "singing"...
  2. naw, i ain't no bad ass, just see me many tr's if you got the time off then, pm me n' lets sort some shit out? If you are referring to Ivan's singing one must endure on his Quaalude induced adventures, you are spot on - TERRIBLE!
  3. Now it's officially broken in and you can take it off the pedestal and use it for what it was meant for. Being the gear whore that I am, I still have lots of clothing that is still not quite broken in enough to abuse. My therapist just rolls his eyes and shakes his head...
  4. Any more details about the when and where might help, just sayin. Good luck, Plaid!
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  6. I've got one but won't be home for about another week.
  7. Who, BTW?
  8. When?
  9. I've got several great app ideas too, some of which could cross over to climbing/outdoors. So let me know if you figure it out and perhaps I can pass off my ideas to you, so long as I get in on the action.
  10. Shouldn't there already be an app for that (app for making apps)? Just sayin.
  11. Wow! Thanks for the insightful, provocative and well thought out educational perspective, MtGuide. I already knew much of that stuff (but also long forgotten most of it) about the Mormon's but still learned a lot. Seems like Texas aint no place I want to go but will likely be there to experience it first hand as there are a lot of wind farms there and I'm working as a traveling wind tech. Personally, I've never had any desire to go to Texas, mainly because they don't have any real mountains. I've heard Austin is a cool city though. "Alaska, pissing of Texan's for over 50 years". Texas is actually the third largest state... If you cut Alaska in half, Texas is still quite a bit smaller... Growing up in Ogden, my Dad managed a "Christian" radio station. When the missionaries would come to our house, he would shred their believes to pieces. Inevitably, they would send some higher ups to "convince" us they were right. Still, he would destroy their week theology. Eventually, the missionaries black listed our house and we did not have to put up with it anymore. If only I could get that to happen at my house, where the JW's are so prevalent. No matter how many time I tell them I don't need any magazines, they still come back, usually at the worst possibly time when the kids were napping or I am busy with some manual labor.
  12. if the gov won't tax the property of a catholic church, then it should allow me the same right when i proclaim myself high-priest of my own little fantasy faith LOL(P) Having grow'd up in Utah, some of my best friends are Mo's. They certainly are some of the nicest people around. I'd bet most of the younger generation Mo's are pretty tolerant of more liberal ideas, like gays, pot, etc. Seems to be the case for most of America. Sure, you still got plenty of hate'n and holding the old school line but it sure seems that way for much of the country that I've been seeing lately. Aint never been to Texas though. I hear the hate is still going strong there.
  13. Someday, you can also have your own solar system, planets and be a god. It's true, I read it in the Book-o-Momo. Now, don't forget Scientology. I'd do it but there is NO WAY I could ever possibly afford the highest level of "enlightenment". Not on my salary.
  14. How bout them Mo's? I heard Joseph Smith ran like 500 miles with a ton of gold bricks in his pockets. Or maybe it was he ran a ton of bricks with like 500 miles in his pocket? Hmmm. Either way, he is the CHOSEN ONE! It used to be that some people were "cursed" with "black" skin and thus unable to obtain the priesthood. I think it was in the mid 1980s when the current Momo-Pope (High Priest?) had a "revelation" that now allows colored folks to obtain such a god chosen position. Fuk'n religion. Oh, don't forget the JW's... Push enough magazines and you too might be one of lucky 140,000 make it through the pearly gates. Can't they just leave me the fawk alone already???
  15. How bout them Mo's? I heard Joseph Smith ran like 500 miles with a ton of gold bricks in his pockets. Or maybe it was he ran a ton of bricks with like 500 miles in his pocket? Hmmm. Either way, he is the CHOSEN ONE! It used to be that some people were "cursed" with "black" skin and thus unable to obtain the priesthood. I think it was in the mid 1980s when the current Momo-Pope (High Priest?) had a "revelation" that now allows colored folks to obtain such a god chosen position. Fuk'n religion. Oh, don't forget the JW's... Push enough magazines and you too might be one of lucky 140,000 make it through the pearly gates.
  16. That doesn't sound very profitable though. Er, non-profitable...
  17. I was recently told that the Pope used to be able to have a wife but when the church realized she got all the loot when he croaked, they changed the policy. Isolated incident or not, the higher level cover up/letting them continue is what really get's my goat.
  18. Not the day to day funny undies, the top secret ones are only worn for top secret temple ceremonies... Quite elaborate sliky/satin fig leaf type things, if'n I remember correctly. I'll have to see if my folks still have em so I can use them for a costume party. The daily mormorues are just to keep the devil away when your out of the water. (duh)
  19. I grew up in U-tawh... Oh my haa-eck, u-becha yer so fetchin ingnernt, I did. (That is REALLY how they talk there, I fetchin swey-yar) My parents had a set of Mormon "Temp-ahl Garmonts". They would get passed around as white elephant gifts at Christmas parties. I guess if you are a Mormon and you reveal the secrets of the temple marriage ritual and garmonts (funny underwear), you are supposed to have your throat cut from ear to ear. They almost dressed me up in them for Halloween on year but decided that might be a bit too offensive. Sure made a good laugh though. Did you know that Mormon's are also supposed to wear special "gar-monts" that protect you from the devil. However, you can take them off while swimming and bathing cause the devil cannot get you in the water. Thread drift, maybe we should start talking about the Catholic church? The pope is closest to God but isn't he the one covering up and shuffling all the pedophile priests around so they can continue there "celibacy" oath? But I digress...
  20. Isn't yer BF a momo homo? sickie
  21. FYI, I did a very strict Paleo diet early this year for close to four months in an effort to ease my psoriasis. I ate only veggies & protien (no sugar, carbs, alcohol or raw sushi though, OUCH!) for the entire time. Much to my surprise, my psoriasis was virtually cured. I gave up the diet as I felt the unbearable stress in my personal life was too much. Now, my psoriasis is coming back and I need to decide on the Paleo diet or low dose chemotherapy (thioguanine is what I was on before the diet). I was totally poo-pooing the diet but the person that told me about it swore by it and had a much worse case of the dreaded "P" (psoriasis). She had "P" over 95% of her body and after a few months of the Paleo diet, she has had no "P" for almost 5 years now (only on the Paleo diet for a few months though). I guess I need to do the diet again, but it is so hard. I also speculate that it may have been the gluten that is what I am allergic to and if I could cut that out (very hard to do daily), perhaps I could get rid of the "P" without and even stricter Paleo diet. Just my 3 cents...
  22. Give it to BillCoe, he loves to serve rat on a stick.
  23. I got a new 12 step program for yer big B Day. Use it wisely, ole-timer... One I use often... "Rehab is for quitters."... "To some, it's a six pack. To me, it's a support group!"...
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