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Funny how trashie talks about someone passing out before they could drive home when he left hours before said person actually (and never really did) "pass out". Again, he has to belittle someone online just to make sure everyone knows he is the smartest, mostestest inteligament spray god, evar... Seems he really has something more than me to "prove". I'm ok with his spray though... If you can't stand the heat, get out da kitchen...

I hear ya Bill, trying to do that but he is the cat I love to kick, I suppose. For one reason, and one reason only... He is such an internet bully, I just can't resist. I've always had a thang for picking a fight with bullies and Trashie is a know all, bully here on cc. I know he is a talented and gifted person, but why does he always have to be such an ass? Just tryin to dish it back at him. I actually thought when I met him in "real life" I'd actually like him, not so true. Yeah, that was a bad week for me, but, I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gonnit, people like me... As for trashie, well, if he ever gets off his high horse, I may just have to find another target.

Sweet!

I know you have all been waiting on pins and needles for the finalist in this incredible quest to find a new sig for our sensa masta, great extroidinare, his mageci himself, KING of the ASSCANDLES, With no due further delay, I present to you, the three final entry's. "Hey, I don't want to honk my own horn, but, BEEP, BEEP!" sickie "Beating down the less fortunate, one post at a time..." What shall it be?

I think this makes the last of the finalalists.

Just curious, does anyone happen to agree?

This one always rings true!

Bottom line, Trashie, I'm try'n to help you. It's like, you can really tell who your friends are if they tell you have a big bugger hang'n out yer nose. IE, the big bugger is you are such an asscandlehole. Were just try'n to help you see the light and wipe that bugger off. Really.

Fug'n bring it on already!

After re-reading all this worthless drivel again, I think this one is still a top contender.

Big as he is, Ivan can hold his red wine. I've never seen him actually drunk. Cheerful, perhaps. You, on the other hand...hmmmmm. Last time I saw you you could barely stand and seemed to be speaking some form of Wookie pidgeon. I haven't seen anyone that shitfaced since high school. Fortunately, you passed out before you could attempt to drive home. It didn't dumb you down much from ambient, but still. That's your call, of course. It's your life. But if you're telling yourself that your lifestyle choices will have no effect on your health, well being, and eventual longevity...yeah. We're all just biochemical machines. There's no magic in it. Garbage in, garbage out. You don't have a lot of smarts to spare, so.... Yeah, I was drunk cause I did not plan to drive home. Not saying I disagree w the garbage in garbage out. Just saying some seem to be lucky enough to have it bred into their system to tolerate some garbage better than others. I've seen and been plenty drunk w Ivan, too. He does seem to have the Irish drink'n gene. If I was you, I'd focus whats on your own plate. Trust me, I know one when I see one. Drunk stalker. Not pretty. That was the first time I met you and I think I said very few words directly to you. Your impression of me is limited to a rare night away from home within a day or three of my divorce. Not to spill my life drama here in spray, but hardly a prime example of me in "good form". If I was gonna stock sumpin, it would be cougars. I did find an interesting link about the subject Internet Cougar Stalker Finds Real Life Asscandle [video:youtube]

Define "3 glasses" ... 32 oz, 16oz, 48oz Super Big Gulpskey???

Love the baby spoof part at the end.

I admittedly fall into the on and off category. Thinking about going off again but not this week. Cheers!

Big as he is, Ivan can hold his red wine. I've never seen him actually drunk. Cheerful, perhaps. You, on the other hand...hmmmmm. Last time I saw you you could barely stand and seemed to be speaking some form of Wookie pidgeon. I haven't seen anyone that shitfaced since high school. Fortunately, you passed out before you could attempt to drive home. It didn't dumb you down much from ambient, but still. That's your call, of course. It's your life. But if you're telling yourself that your lifestyle choices will have no effect on your health, well being, and eventual longevity...yeah. We're all just biochemical machines. There's no magic in it. Garbage in, garbage out. You don't have a lot of smarts to spare, so.... Yeah, I was drunk cause I did not plan to drive home. Not saying I disagree w the garbage in garbage out. Just saying some seem to be lucky enough to have it bred into their system to tolerate some garbage better than others. I've seen and been plenty drunk w Ivan, too. He does seem to have the Irish drink'n gene.

Yes, alcohol is bad for you. So is breathing polluted air, sugar, smoking, promiscuous sex, too much exercise, coffee, not wearing seat belts, jearkin off, fast food, on and on. It ALL causes cancer and premature death, "they" told me so. However, I personally believe some people are more genetically disposed to handle alcohol better than others. I've known quite a few crotchety old farts who drank and smoked like Satan himself well into their 80's or 90's and yet seemed to be in great shape and very active for their age anyway. Sure, perhaps they would have lasted another 10 years without the smoking (more so than the drinking) but their bodies seem to process the crap better than others. Take someone like Ivan, who was prolly weened on a jug of cheap scotch, he'll be drunk as a monkey till he's 100 if'n he don't off himself clambering around the hills. Just sayin...

Jesus, John. Next thing you're going to be telling me that masturbation is bad for you too. Kill Joy...

Hopefully, whoever used it last untied before you took off...

Yes, I did the BCC at Everett, although I never did enough post-course club climbs because I hated the club. Of course I did the MOFA and nav classes, too. I also spent a bit volunteering with a local Mountain Rescue chapter, became field-certified and did several rigging exercises and missions with them. I also took a self-rescue class with a local guide service. I stand by my assertion that a motivated individual with a good mind could do the equivalent of the "theory" aspect of the BCC by himself, and supplement field experience with people he meets here. Fuck you too, shithead. I doubt your fat ass could even prussic up the line. Prussik? What is that? It's an iconic granite peak in the Stuart Range, duh.

oNly as DRkn u sez I'm gonna drkn tilL I's cna b's onne i'VaNs teAm. a a a a

Trvashtawker says he's against child abuse! What a noble and critical stance you've taken. If only the rest of us could model your moral fortitude! Tell us, can you weigh in on the Jerry Sandusky allegations? How bad was that. Really, really bad? Cause it's kind of a moral gray area for people without your vast intellect. Trashie takes the high moral ground on the inappropriate joke. LOL

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