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... On the hour long approach, he tells me he wears a butt plug when backpacking so as not to have the shits the whole time. .... wtf wtf wtf wtf Yeah, WTF. Who wears a butt plug period, let alone for days in the wilderness? In hindsight, I think maybe he was gay and that was his attempt to broach the subject. It was a one day partner affair...

I met up with a random lawyer partner from New York 20 years ago at Red Rocks. On the hour long approach, he tells me he wears a butt plug when backpacking so as not to have the shits the whole time. I suggest a better option is just treat the water before drinking it. That was just about when I realized I forgot the ropes in the car. Oops.

Well now that you mention it, yes. I decided to take the kiddos (7 & 9 year old girls) out for their first gun lesson today. I had not been plinking for years. I let them shoot the Ruger Single Six revolver and I spent a dozen or so rounds with the 357 Black Hawk. Decided the rifles, shotguns and 44 mag may be a bit much. I had fun but they were bored in about 15 minutes. Par for the course, I suppose.

You can borrow mine if you want.

That's just yet another gubment spear-o-cee to keep us sheople in line.

I second Bill's recommendation. The Eddy is far better at feeding than the gri. (IMO)

Did you report your first ascents to the AAJ? We don't need any confusion down the road when someone else claims to have already aided any of those backstops, ya know.

Can someone please take a fully auto assault rifle with dozens of 30 round clips to this fucktard thread? Please.

Nothing hotter than a hawtie in the hills. : )

I bet he faked beating cancer too and is really already dead.

WRONG! THE CAT IS BEING ATTACKED BY A VICIOUS WATERMELON. WE MUST BANZ WATERMELON.

Mmmm feline on the barbi. Yum. Do you have to marinate cat for a long time or is it naturally tender?

Now I know what to give that special someone next Christmas.

Another round of byzantine on the house!

Personally, I shoulda, woulda, coulda got a flu shot. But, like the past decade or two, I never did get one. No warning sign of a sore throat, it just hit me like a freight train. Thought I had it beat after a day or two, then it knocked me down for three more days. I ain't had my ass kicked by a microorganism like that since I was a wee lad. Whatever don't kill ya, will make you older. Er some such...

Keep dreaming bro......I voted. Glad to hear it! Romney still lost...

I have a bridge to sell you. How much are you asking for the bridge and where is it located? I may want it delivered, depending on shipping costs... Do you take cash or PayPal?

Mmm, grilled pigeon is good.

I just might make it, so long as the wedder won't mess up my make up... dunno 'bout you n' yer history of night climbing! One fall on one of many night climbs does not deter... Worst fall I've ever taken, fo sho. Good thing we at least had a rope that time.

I just might make it, so long as the wedder won't mess up my make up...

Setting anchors on pillars Ivan is aid. Fixed it fer ya bone.

I'm writing the 2nd ed. but it's taking forever as I started from scratch...blank page #1 to about page 200 as I write. Should I add a humorous epic chapter, or would most people find that arrogant and self-serving? Seems to me, you must include said chapter since climbing is entirely arrogant and self serving, no???

You'd certainly know, now wouldn't you...