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I found the best way to avoid boulder boredom is not to boulder, as it is boring.

Guess it's Ivan's then...

Does it have black & yellow tape?

I like your old avitar of the Fat Albert dude. At least I think that was you?

Yikes! Climbing Driving is dangerous.

Shit man I'm all about training and working hard and making lifestyle sacrifices to get better but giving up eating and drinking beer just to get another letter grade, that's just geh. (try a route at your rp limit with a 15 pound squash sticking outta yer ass). Yes, I've found the hard part (along with the extra weight) is keeping the squash from shooting out of my ass and down onto my belayer. Best to wrap it in velcro and then staple the other side of the velcro to your ass. This technique seems to work best for me, at least out of all the ones I've tried at the crags.

Uh, there is no MART in Target. DUH!

Funny you mention kmart, as I'm sure they feel very slighted by this whole thread. Why isn't JDJR, or anyone, for that matter, standing up here for the values that kmart, buymart, minimart, quickiemart and the rest of the capitalist pig sector offer? I see a great deal here... kmart tent package dealio. Yes, you will pay a few dollars more than the JDJR MalWart version. But, this is not only functionally similar to the HBerg tent, but it is also free-standing and comes with the extra gear you will need for your next Cascades outing. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE? WE NEED EQUAL REPRESENTATION, not just for MalWart.

dude, why waste the time and money on that swedish shit, when you can get a $3 Chuck or a bottle of Nightrain, which is functionally similar... But, do they sell it at MalWart?

I do find it amusing that, of all the crusades one could choose to support in this life, the MalWart pup tent is JDJR's obsession. Go JDJR, you go... The world will be a much better place once EVERYONE knows the value offered at MalWart.

As is all vodka...

Not sure how to spell em, but I sure love the smeltaringa (home made doughnuts), kottbullar (meatballs), ribba and other crumsacockly type things we have at the in-laws Christmas every year. Oh yeah, and the Akavivit. God bless the Norges!!!

Yes, but pulling a sled over 30 miles of tundra makes pulling one in snow seem like a walk in the park... The ultimate stairmaster workout.

Light and fast, surely you jest...

What we really need is a JDJR forum so we can cover all the other fantastic opportunities at MalWart. We could even do MalWart TRs.

That's great news. However, by chance, did you tie one on last night?

They are worth exactly what anyone is willing to pay for them. Maybe more.

Back on topic... I thought this thread was supposed to be about beating a dead horse troll.

Not sure who this is, Eldiente, maybe? Pretty sure the route is Pipeline, if I remember correctly. Free for All Dastardly Crack

Quite frankly, I'm fundamentally opposed to non free-standing tents at any price. Period. I mean, come on, do we really live in a world where you would choose to buy a tent that you have to stake it down in order to survive. That's pretty scary, if you ask me.

Does this mean I'm not as funny as someone told me I was?

"Coming soon... Sylvester Stalone discusses free soloing with gear"...

Too bad you had to suffer in that horrible weather while we were enjoying some needed rain here. Looks like you made the best of it though.