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I do find it amusing that, of all the crusades one could choose to support in this life, the MalWart pup tent is JDJR's obsession. Go JDJR, you go... The world will be a much better place once EVERYONE knows the value offered at MalWart.

As is all vodka...

Not sure how to spell em, but I sure love the smeltaringa (home made doughnuts), kottbullar (meatballs), ribba and other crumsacockly type things we have at the in-laws Christmas every year. Oh yeah, and the Akavivit. God bless the Norges!!!

Yes, but pulling a sled over 30 miles of tundra makes pulling one in snow seem like a walk in the park... The ultimate stairmaster workout.

Light and fast, surely you jest...

What we really need is a JDJR forum so we can cover all the other fantastic opportunities at MalWart. We could even do MalWart TRs.

That's great news. However, by chance, did you tie one on last night?

They are worth exactly what anyone is willing to pay for them. Maybe more.

Back on topic... I thought this thread was supposed to be about beating a dead horse troll.

Not sure who this is, Eldiente, maybe? Pretty sure the route is Pipeline, if I remember correctly. Free for All Dastardly Crack

Quite frankly, I'm fundamentally opposed to non free-standing tents at any price. Period. I mean, come on, do we really live in a world where you would choose to buy a tent that you have to stake it down in order to survive. That's pretty scary, if you ask me.

Does this mean I'm not as funny as someone told me I was?

"Coming soon... Sylvester Stalone discusses free soloing with gear"...

Too bad you had to suffer in that horrible weather while we were enjoying some needed rain here. Looks like you made the best of it though.

well I read this stuff even if no one else does. LOL!!!! Yeah but, where can I get one and how much will it cost me?

I've still got the "hotel" model that cost me around $50, if I remember correctly. Sleeps about 20 and has room for couple of cars. Great for the concert scene or family camping. It leaks like a sieve and most of the zippers are broke or very stubborn, but hey, at least it blows over easily and has shitty poles.

If Beacon is not the Gorge, what the hell is the beautiful view I'm looking at from any of the routes there? I get your point though.

Yeah but, where can I get one and how much will it cost me?

He must be talking about me, although I don't believe I've ever met him.

Either Rhythm Method or the first pitch of Young Warriors. The second pitch he was on is def. Cruisin.

LCK knows all about that pumpy 5.7...

Planning a trip up Everest soon and thinking I need a new tent for the harsh conditions I will surely encounter. Does anyone know where I can get me one of them $20 WalMart tents I keep hearing about on the interwebs? And, how much do they cost, BTW?

Is there a midnight, I'm off route and need some beta app? Oh yeah, that's just speed dial w/Jim's #.